The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Ross]

wrong word tbh


but yes i realise how faggotty it was, but the kitchen was fucking cold

 

[False Joe]

but yes i realise how faggotty it was, but the kitchen was fucking cold

SO'S MY HAND

Well that's a lie.
But you get my point.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Tell her that anal isn't actually sex, so she can still get to Heaven even if she's a sodomite (I know that's completely wrong, but maybe the bitch will believe it).

Sorry Grant, I know this doesn't really solve your problem. I'm only thinking of your poor masturbating friend.

Yeah, I don't know how he can stand being with her, but whatever - his life, not mine.

Wow, v-g that sucks. At my house all the dishes are communal, they are rarely washed, and the dish drying rack is filthy. Yet we all get along very well.

They were originally communal here, but she withdrew the first time I slacked off on the washing. She had a valid reason for complaint there, but she was never really interested in sharing dishes in the first place (not with anyone other than Honey, that is), so it's not like I was going to get a second chance.

I think what has helped out harmony is that we are all about equally lazy, we decided at the beginning to share everything equally and if there are any problems we actually talk about it instead of being passive-aggressive about it.

She's actually a lot better at communicating now than she used to be. There was a time about two or three years ago when I got this giant fucking e-mail from her listing all these minor things from the previous half a year or so that bugged her about me and which I was oblivious to. And that was just from occasionally visiting her old apartment as a guest.

The main thing that annoys me now is just the whole never-ending grudge she has against me, and the pretending like I don't exist except when there's something to bitch about. She's such a cunt...

No, but v-g has also said that he has had problems living with guys too

Like V5 said, those were other issues. I listed them on the last page.

The dude also eats 5 meals a day (not a fat motherfucker, just runs alot) and then doesn't clean up after any of them. So basically when we have the communal clean up on a sunday it's 85% his crap everywhere, and the 15% of our stuff on the table (i.e. bottles, cans, and magazines) and the occasional pot.
/rant

Yeah, that's when you give communal dish washing the finger and tell the fucker to wash his own shit.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I might go into the city and stay at a friends overnight on my Birthday (in a couple of days time) and see if I can't pull some birds at a club.

He still lives with his mother but never mind. She can be asleep or something.

This will involve listening to chav music though, so feel for me.

 

[Vimana]

You're starting to sound like Dave.

 

[tagradh]

I might go into the city and stay at a friends overnight on my Birthday (in a couple of days time) and see if I can't pull some birds at a club.

He still lives with his mother but never mind. She can be asleep or something.

This will involve listening to chav music though, so feel for me.

Which city?

If you can't pull you really suck at life as it's gotta be one of the easiest things ever.

Obviously you should fuck his mother.

What do you mean by chav music?

 

[SentinelSlain]

I don't think this is going to happen somehow.

Oh the city? Your favourite: Kingston upon Hull.

 

[Einherjar86]

Over here in America, "pull" means something very different. And yes, it's very easy.

 

[cookiecutter]

im going to seem like a complete fag for complaining about this but anyways.. Me and my roomate were at a bar last night and we started chatting these two girls up and we all had quite a few drinks. We convinced these two girls to come back to our place. Our apartment is bedroom, small living room (that was dirty as fuck), bathroom and kitchen. Anyway we both fucked these girls but me and my roomate did a rock,paper,scissors to see who got the bedroom and who got the kitchen (living room was un-fuckable). HE FUCKING WON AND I HAD TO FUCK ON THE KITCHEN TABLE....cunt.


EDIT: wow english/grammar fail

I have no sympathy for you. You regularly get to have sex with swedish women. Be content with that.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I agree with Hawaiian brudda.

 

[False Joe]

I ALSO AGREE WITH HIM.

 

[The Ozzman]

im going to seem like a complete fag for complaining about this but anyways.. Me and my roomate were at a bar last night and we started chatting these two girls up and we all had quite a few drinks. We convinced these two girls to come back to our place. Our apartment is bedroom, small living room (that was dirty as fuck), bathroom and kitchen. Anyway we both fucked these girls but me and my roomate did a rock,paper,scissors to see who got the bedroom and who got the kitchen (living room was un-fuckable). HE FUCKING WON AND I HAD TO FUCK ON THE KITCHEN TABLE....cunt.


EDIT: wow english/grammar fail

Vids or it didn't happen

 

[mutantllama]

I ALSO AGREE WITH HIM.

ME TOO

 

[waif]

Over here in America, "pull" means something very different. And yes, it's very easy.

 

[Ross]

I have no sympathy for you. You regularly get to have sex with swedish women. Be content with that.

I agree with Hawaiian brudda.

I ALSO AGREE WITH HIM.

Vids or it didn't happen

ME TOO

 

[SentinelSlain]

fine then

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Goddammit, quit editing or deleting every post you make that you get slightly embarrassed about. Own up to your word!

 

[genocide roach]

i hate people who narrow their job description so small that it allows them to basically do nothing...
~gR~

 

[Belligerent]

There is something going around that is highly contagious and goddamn motherfucking hell i caught it . It happened quickly right after lunchtime i began to get extremely achy and lightheaded and on top of that i think i developed an ear infection and strep throat.
This happens once every few years, my allergies get so horrible this time of year and it just fucking snowballs. i hate my life right now.

 

[optionthree]

There is something going around that is highly contagious and goddamn motherfucking hell i caught it . It happened quickly right after lunchtime i began to get extremely achy and lightheaded and on top of that i think i developed an ear infection and strep throat.

I have something like this too. Almost threw up on the train to uni yesterday and have no energy whatsoever. I slept for 18 hours last night, punctuated by waking up every three hours to find my sinuses completely congested. Being sick sucks.