The Whining and Bitching Thread

[False Joe]

I NEED A NEW WAY TO TORTURE MY BITCHES.

 

[cookiecutter]

V5 you should respect women and not cut them with knives as others have suggested. However you should not allow yourself to be disrespected in return. If a girl is pulling stunts like these, why bother dealing with her?

Also:

These cocksuckers will pay the price when
I fuck their faces with my knife
I will force my blade down their throats
As if it were my massive dick

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Such eloquence.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Time for some misogynist conclusions.

Women are such cunts, huh?
Yeah, fuckin' PMSing bitches
*further assorted misogynist comments*
*comments about how V should kill her with a knife*
*references to devourment songs*
*someone posts lyrics to anal electrocution*

Did you hear the whoosh as my comment went right over your head?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Or she is just playing him to find out if he really cares or not.

Well, she clearly knows I care now because I ranted to her, then ranted to her again after saying we should talk about it (this time in a slightly girl-friendlier way; "I realize you don't think it is a big deal, but since I have feelings for you, it made me feel weird" essentially). She texted me back "Im sorry, you should know by now that I love you but you made me cry, and I feel hurt." Talk is cheap. I told her to call me when she feels "better" but now she's away til the weekend and hasn't made any effort to contact me today. Either she is scared to or she is spiting me. Either way, she's missing out on what could be a great relationship with a great guy who literally only wants genuine feelings between us. But, oh well. If you suck, you suck. We'll see what she says, if she says anything to me.

P.S. I talked to her friend about this and she sided with me; she said she thought it was unfair as hell that she did that and totally understood where I was coming from. I believe it. this is so dumb. Almost totally not worth it.

 

[The Ozzman]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

 

[False Joe]

Ib4 snoo-

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Curses.

 

[waif]

@seed: I wasn't referring to your post but to other ones and to the general pattern that plays out on UM whenever someone brings up girl trouble.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

My band lost the Battle to Open for Paganfest and our crowd was way bigger than the band that won

 

[False Joe]

Cut them.
Cut them good.

 

[mutantllama]

Just accidentally punched a soda can, now it hurts.

 

[Zephyrus]

Is that dangerous?

 

[mutantllama]

I could cut my hand possibly.

 

[waif]

My band lost the Battle to Open for Paganfest and our crowd was way bigger than the band that won

Hunt the band down, kill them, wear their skins, perform at Paganfest, and then tear the skins off in the middle of the set. It'll be fucking legendary, I promise you.

 

[Vimana]

You should just get on the stage before them and lock the backstage door so they can't get there and then perform.

 

[Krow]

Hunt the band down, kill them, wear their skins, perform at Paganfest, and then tear the skins off in the middle of the set. It'll be fucking legendary, I promise you.

This. You would definitely be legends, if nothing else.

 

[False Joe]

Hunt the band down, kill them, wear their skins, perform at Paganfest, and then tear the skins off in the middle of the set. It'll be fucking legendary, I promise you.

i would jerk off the video of this every day

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Me and that chick cut ties. I tried doing it like 3 times before but each time we had doubts about doing it. Now she's just pissing me off. She never used the comp to talk to me despite knowing it is one of my main ways of communication besides phone, yet she went online to put that dude as "married" to her. Last night she was like "i only want you" but I told her to call me and she didn't, she just fell asleep. She was like "I didn't call because I was in a room with my sister and she was asleep"....so...ldo...just walk outside and call me? Seriously, not worth my time. I'll find someone who likes me and SHOWS IT.

 

[False Joe]

Wish I could get a girlfriend so i could be all angsty about it

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

We weren't even going out, and now we won't be, because she's dumb and immature.