The Whining and Bitching Thread

It worked very well for me and we went from arguing to laughing together. It always happens when we argue.
 
How? I need to know. When I make complete sense, she just gets more mad. And if I try to move on, be nice, joke around, still angry. She'll flat say "I don't want to get along"... ARGH!
 
She receives complete sense well, and from that we just laugh about the fight and move on easily.
 
Wanna trade for a week? I won't even try to touch her. I just want to hang out with a chick that can do that...I'd write an entire essay and post it everywhere about the experience. Ha... sounds like some bad reality show.
 
My flatmate text me saying she needed some "Tough Joe love".

This apparently is when I give my usual opinions, that follow logic and reason.
"HE HASN'T CALLED ME BACK"
"He probably left his phone at home, or is in the cinema".


That is apparently tough love.
 
I talked to her on MSN, gave her my number for lulz and she called me.

We talked for like an hour;

She mixed between "I think you're awesome" and "We're gonna find you a girl".

I don't know what to think.

Fuck vaginas.

Agreeing with cookie,

WELCOME TO FRIENDZONE NIGGUH!!
 
My flatmate text me saying she needed some "Tough Joe love".

This apparently is when I give my usual opinions, that follow logic and reason.
"HE HASN'T CALLED ME BACK"
"He probably left his phone at home, or is in the cinema".


That is apparently tough love.

Yo Joe, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Jerry and Elaine are one of the best guy/girl friend duos of all time!
 
Make a definitive move (but do it smoothly), or resign yourself to the friendzone. Those are your two options at this point, and I foresee about a 90% chance of the second happening.
 
Ai, seems like it.

I was pretty drunk last night to be fair, so I'm impressed I was even able to have a phone conversation. But she varied between "Finding you a girl" and "I've been facebook stalking you", "I've got a crush on you" and shit like that.
And "I met my last boyfriend on the internet".
But fuck knows.
 
Eugh, she sounds like the kind of girl I'd stay the fuck away from to be honest. And I'd advise you to do the same. She sounds like she's desperate for attention, probably planning to break up with her boyfriend when she goes to Uni and is setting up her next victim... One of those girls who "HAS" to be in a relationship at all times for social reasons.
 
She sounds like one of those girls who is always looking for a new relationship. If you get her then have fun not having fun because she may be facebook stalking another dude.
 
Joe we may only be internet friends but I think you're a good guy and I'm sure there will be other ladies interested in you. There's no reason for you to be emotional jerked around by a girl who is throwing you mixed signals while safely in a relationship. She gets male attention without really having anything to lose while you get nothing. I don't want to read to far into the situation based on the little information you've given us, but at the same time this is pretty common situation. My advice would be to look elsewhere and don't get too emotionally invested in this girl.