The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Eligos]

Drop everything you have and go for it, man.

Anyway, I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow. God, I wish I had cancer.

 

[False Joe]

Anyway, I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow. God, I wish I had cancer.

 

[cookiecutter]

It's not that bad

 

[The Ozzman]

If she's talking to you for an hour on the phone and saying things like "we need to find you a girl" you've been friendzoned.

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[divine_torture]

My Mac encountered it's first issue today. Nothing drastic, but irritating. Spotlight (the internal search engine) is not finding some applications, but they are there. Time Machine (back-ups program) completely failed on me. I'm slightly annoyed. I know machines can't be perfect, but this seems a little off.

 

[False Joe]

Just to update my creepy lady situation.
Phone ran out of battery, it's not like I was expecting anything, left it off.
Charged it this morning. Text off her saying "Hey you, when you coming online?". Followed by a missed call, at 1am
Followed by "Oh, ignoring me now? "
I possibly shouldn't have given her my number.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

She's high-maintenance already and you're not even going out.

 

[-CC-]

Just to update my creepy lady situation.
Phone ran out of battery, it's not like I was expecting anything, left it off.
Charged it this morning. Text off her saying "Hey you, when you coming online?". Followed by a missed call, at 1am
Followed by "Oh, ignoring me now? "
I possibly shouldn't have given her my number.

Women need to understand that when your call goes straight to voicemail, it means the phone is turned off!

Where's the education these days

 

[False Joe]

Probably doesn't help my voicemail is "Hey, this is Joe. I either can't get to the phone right now, or I'm screening your calls. Start getting paranoid after the beep".
Apparently it actually worked on a few of my mates

 

[cannibal corpse]

my teeth fucking hurt

 

[The Ozzman]

I did not get the job I wanted. Fuck unemployment.

 

[-CC-]

Probably doesn't help my voicemail is "Hey, this is Joe. I either can't get to the phone right now, or I'm screening your calls. Start getting paranoid after the beep".
Apparently it actually worked on a few of my mates

Oh no another voicemail prankster

Will never forget the day I called a good friend and I had half a conversation with him before realizing that it was voicemail, it was set to something like this

Hey! [pause] Watsup? [pause] Wait, wait can you hold for a second [pause] Yeah ok I'm back now what did you say? [Pause] BEEEEEEP

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Last semester, a few of my friends left messages that they enjoyed my voice mail greeting and it confused me because I didn't remember having one. Then someone finally said something more specific about it to me in person a couple months ago and I remembered that I created it while I was really bored at work one day about two years ago. I think it's something like "hey, this is Matt Tabor's voice mail. You can leave a message if you want to and uh... I'll get back to you if I want to."

 

[Vimana]

My voice mail is something like "duuuuude, I just had the worst fucking night" and it pisses people off. To be fair I created it months ago and I'm still too lazy to change it.

 

[arg]

no joe dont listen to them. spill your guts. expose your penis. she wants it.

 

[Einherjar86]

Drop everything you have and go for it, man.

Anyway, I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow. God, I wish I had cancer.

Dude, the gas is amazing. Just enjoy it while it's legal.

 

[The Ozzman]

I didn't get any NO. I was just put the fuck out with some anesthesia when I had mine out. That was most likely because I had to have all four taken out

 

[Einherjar86]

So did I. I had gas and anesthesia.

 

[Satanstoenail]

It's currently raining on my freshly washed car.

 

[Vimana]

I seriously thought that said "it's raining inside my car" and I thought I was having one of those dreams where I browsed the internet again.