The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Vimana]

My voice mail is something like "duuuuude, I just had the worst fucking night" and it pisses people off. To be fair I created it months ago and I'm still too lazy to change it.

 

[arg]

no joe dont listen to them. spill your guts. expose your penis. she wants it.

 

[Einherjar86]

Drop everything you have and go for it, man.

Anyway, I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow. God, I wish I had cancer.

Dude, the gas is amazing. Just enjoy it while it's legal.

 

[The Ozzman]

I didn't get any NO. I was just put the fuck out with some anesthesia when I had mine out. That was most likely because I had to have all four taken out

 

[Einherjar86]

So did I. I had gas and anesthesia.

 

[Satanstoenail]

It's currently raining on my freshly washed car.

 

[Vimana]

I seriously thought that said "it's raining inside my car" and I thought I was having one of those dreams where I browsed the internet again.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

 

[Eligos]

I wish I had cancer.

 

[False Joe]

Only funny first time.

I wish I had cancer is not a meme.

Milhouse is.

 

[The Ozzman]

HEY JOE, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT RALPH WIGGUM IS THE BEST SIMPSONS CHARACTER OF ALL TIME

 

[Vimana]

So no second job for me. Gotta keep doing more looking.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

My car has been gradually working less and less well recently and needed to be jump started twice last week. There's also been a squealing noise coming from the engine and the alternator belt appears torn. On Friday, the speedometer and RPM dials didn't work and my headlights were really dim, so on Sunday night, I brought it to the shop around 2 AM. Four and a half hours later, my brother called me in a panic because his car stopped working and spilled coolant all over the road on his way to student teaching and wanted me to come pick him up, because he forgot that my car was in the shop even though he went with me.

 

[ASD]

The new Insomnium was not nearly as good as everyone was making it out to be.

 

[waif]

Probably doesn't help my voicemail is "Hey, this is Joe. I either can't get to the phone right now, or I'm screening your calls. Start getting paranoid after the beep".
Apparently it actually worked on a few of my mates

I'm considering changing my voicemail to this, exactly (name synergy ftw). But I used to have mine as something pretty similar and my mom got my voicemail a few times and got really pissed. Since she pays my phone bill, I changed it.

 

[divine_torture]

My mouth is on FIRE! I got some hot wings, and usually hot wings aren't that hot. I can handle spicy food easily...my gf is friggin' mexican so hot food is a norm. But FUCK these are HAWT.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Oh no another voicemail prankster

Will never forget the day I called a good friend and I had half a conversation with him before realizing that it was voicemail, it was set to something like this

Hey! [pause] Watsup? [pause] Wait, wait can you hold for a second [pause] Yeah ok I'm back now what did you say? [Pause] BEEEEEEP

My friend's voicemail is "Hello?...................................................just kidding, you're actually talking to my voicemail."

It got me like 20 times even though I know it immediately as it's happening...it's just such an instinctual response I learned to hangup after like 4 rings.

 

[Eligos]

The new Insomnium was not nearly as good as everyone was making it out to be.

Well, it IS Insomnium.

 

[Einherjar86]

My friend's voicemail is "Hello?...................................................just kidding, you're actually talking to my voicemail."

Ha! I used to have one like that.

When I got my first cell phone I never used it (I wanted to keep my bill low). I used to leave it in my car most of the time and just use my house phone when I was home. So my cell voicemail was: "Hi. I'm home right now, so I can't come to the phone. But if you leave your name and number I'll call you when I'm out."

 

[skeptik]

My car has been gradually working less and less well recently and needed to be jump started twice last week. There's also been a squealing noise coming from the engine and the alternator belt appears torn. On Friday, the speedometer and RPM dials didn't work and my headlights were really dim, so on Sunday night, I brought it to the shop around 2 AM.

Did they diagnose a problem yet? That sounds like what happened when my alternator went bad.