The Whining and Bitching Thread

[False Joe]

I talked to her on MSN, gave her my number for lulz and she called me.

We talked for like an hour;

She mixed between "I think you're awesome" and "We're gonna find you a girl".

I don't know what to think.

Fuck vaginas.

 

[Vimana]

Well, first you have to find out what her boyfriend is like to find out if you have a chance. A sign that indicates that the girl is discontent or looking is if she comes to you a lot just to whine about him.

edit: WORD FUCKING CRASHED WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE TO DO THIS ALL OVER AGAIN

 

[divine_torture]

I say do nothing, dude. That's how I always roll. Everyone I know hates me because I turn down women just for the lulz. I'm just thoroughly not interested in them, though. Even if they're hot. I like my ol' lady for reasons she doesn't know. It takes something very special to even garner my attention. Don't give her attention! Ha.

 

[Vimana]

Just had a fight with my girl but I resolved it pretty quickly. Fuck yeah.

 

[divine_torture]

With a choke, I presume?

 

[Vimana]

With logic. The greatest tool of man.

 

[divine_torture]

And the least effective toward gf's and wives.

 

[Vimana]

It worked very well for me and we went from arguing to laughing together. It always happens when we argue.

 

[divine_torture]

How? I need to know. When I make complete sense, she just gets more mad. And if I try to move on, be nice, joke around, still angry. She'll flat say "I don't want to get along"... ARGH!

 

[Vimana]

She receives complete sense well, and from that we just laugh about the fight and move on easily.

 

[divine_torture]

Wanna trade for a week? I won't even try to touch her. I just want to hang out with a chick that can do that...I'd write an entire essay and post it everywhere about the experience. Ha... sounds like some bad reality show.

 

[False Joe]

My flatmate text me saying she needed some "Tough Joe love".

This apparently is when I give my usual opinions, that follow logic and reason.
"HE HASN'T CALLED ME BACK"
"He probably left his phone at home, or is in the cinema".


That is apparently tough love.

 

[cookiecutter]

If she's talking to you for an hour on the phone and saying things like "we need to find you a girl" you've been friendzoned.

 

[-CC-]

I talked to her on MSN, gave her my number for lulz and she called me.

We talked for like an hour;

She mixed between "I think you're awesome" and "We're gonna find you a girl".

I don't know what to think.

Fuck vaginas.

Agreeing with cookie,

WELCOME TO FRIENDZONE NIGGUH!!

 

[divine_torture]

My flatmate text me saying she needed some "Tough Joe love".

This apparently is when I give my usual opinions, that follow logic and reason.
"HE HASN'T CALLED ME BACK"
"He probably left his phone at home, or is in the cinema".


That is apparently tough love.

Yo Joe, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Jerry and Elaine are one of the best guy/girl friend duos of all time!

 

[optionthree]

Make a definitive move (but do it smoothly), or resign yourself to the friendzone. Those are your two options at this point, and I foresee about a 90% chance of the second happening.

 

[False Joe]

Ai, seems like it.

I was pretty drunk last night to be fair, so I'm impressed I was even able to have a phone conversation. But she varied between "Finding you a girl" and "I've been facebook stalking you", "I've got a crush on you" and shit like that.
And "I met my last boyfriend on the internet".
But fuck knows.

 

[Savern]

Eugh, she sounds like the kind of girl I'd stay the fuck away from to be honest. And I'd advise you to do the same. She sounds like she's desperate for attention, probably planning to break up with her boyfriend when she goes to Uni and is setting up her next victim... One of those girls who "HAS" to be in a relationship at all times for social reasons.

 

[Vimana]

She sounds like one of those girls who is always looking for a new relationship. If you get her then have fun not having fun because she may be facebook stalking another dude.

 

[Eligos]

God I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night with the dick shits.