Tell your family to stop talking then?
My dad and brother dislike subtitles, but for the most part, neither of them have too much of an issue about talking and interrupting, at least not when
they're watching the movie.
I insist on subtitles anyway though because we have four miniature pinschers who will spontaneously and furiously howl anytime they see someone walking or biking past the house, hear a neighbor's dog, see a cat, or basically anything at all happens anywhere.
The only person who is generally a disruption is my mom, because when a woman goes into talk mode, it's all over. When this happens, she will stand
right in front of me, simultaneously blocking my view of the screen and talking over anything that I might otherwise have any hope of hearing.
As is consistent with authentic woman cognition, when she talks about anything at all, it is a complicated and time consuming process. For those of you who don't have moms, wives or girlfriends, this is what you're missing out on:
- broadcast that she has an idea
- tell you what she was doing when she had the idea, or what thought process lead to the idea
- explain that she is telling you now so that she doesn't forget later
- finally tell you what the idea is
- explain that you should probably do it now "since you're not doing anything"
- describe what the consequences might be if you don't do it vs. if you just don't do it right now
- remind you not to forget
- conclude the idea sharing process by repeating the conversation out loud exactly as it happened the first time
- wait until now to ask if you're listening
- repeat again because she isn't convinced that you were listening the first and second time
- "that reminds me" (begins new idea)
- ignore previous topic and debate with self aloud in your direction about new topic
- possibly decide that original idea is unnecessary
- return to kitchen to continue thinking out loud
- provide running commentary of environment by narrating everything she does, everything that happens around her and the mutual impact that she and the environment have on each other
- consult dogs for insight
- receive dogs' criticism or approval by speaking on their behalf in a disguised voice
- repeat process
She also is most likely to have the idea to water her plants or take care of the lizards when I'm either watching the TV or playing video games. Such a (relatively) quiet process wouldn't be much of an issue, except that the lizards and many plants are along the wall between the TV and the viewer, so it is impossible to interact with them without blocking the TV viewer's line of sight. She does have the consideration to remind me "you might want to pause that," which would actually be a good idea if it weren't a cut scene or a TV show that she was blocking.