The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Dak]

Internet went down and Time Warner told me they would be out friday to fix it, now they are saying Tuesday. /rant

 

[sevag00]

Bring an xbox 360 to the hospital next time. I did that when I had surgery a few years ago and the time flew by. Hospital internet is so nice I pulled host every game.

How old were you when you had your surgery? I am 19 years old and i can't see myself playing xbox 360 like a kid, since i am one of the older patients in that hospital, and 3/4 of the patients are kids.

 

[Onder]

How old were you when you had your surgery? I am 19 years old and i can't see myself playing xbox 360 like a kid, since i am one of the older patients in that hospital, and 3/4 of the patients are kids.

Bring your xbox and molest them. Tell them it's a sexbox.

 

[waif]

Nah, that's Mort. Sevag was just stalking this one girl.
Also, really nothing wrong with a 19 yo playing xbox...

 

[Matt]

I was like 16 or 17 at the time. And yeah I know people in their 30's that play xbox.

 

[sevag00]

But, do those 30 year olds play it in the hospital?

I think i figured it out why i feel depressed, because i have a crush on of the nurses, and you know you're not gonna see her for a long time makes you depressed.

 

[Mort Divine]

Nah, that's Mort. Sevag was just stalking this one girl.
Also, really nothing wrong with a 19 yo playing xbox...

 

[Satanstoenail]

If I was in hospital I'd do nothing but play xbox.

 

[waif]

@sevag:Now that you're out, throw yourself down a flight of stairs to break some bones. Say you got beat up to gain sympathy. Then make your move. Make sure you mention cancer. Women love that shit.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

you're evil.

 

[Satanstoenail]

That strategy has George Costanza written all over it.

 

[waif]

Actually, say you got beat up because of the cancer. Like, they were anti-cancer skinheads or something. I can't think of anything sexier.

 

[Onder]

Seriously, getting beat up because you have cancer must get every pussy wet. And then fuck fuck fuck every woman in the city.

 

[sevag00]

Fuck, i do that if i could, just to get back to the hospital.

EDIT: Fuck, if someone new to this forum reads that sentence above, she/he will think that i'm a fuckin weirdo.

 

[TheInsane]

I finally edited my options so that I didnt have to see all the pictures people have in their signatures. I dont know what took me so long but man the forum became much nicer in an instant

 

[Zephyrus]

That strategy has George Costanza written all over it.

anti-cancer skinheads

Irony.

 

[mutantllama]

That strategy has George Costanza written all over it.

I was just about to watch Seinfeld.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

anti-cancer skinheads

 

[Mort Divine]

Man so last night I was havin' a good time hangin' out me and a few work friends and these three girls. This one girl and I get to talking and we hit it off pretty well, by the end of the night we were just laughing and joking around together and when we ended up leaving we walk outside and she gives me a hug saying "It was nice meeting you, hope to see you again" or something along those lines and what do I NOT do?

I don't get her number, don't even think to try to until I walk over to my friends car at which point I am kicking myself furiously in the ass.

wtf is wrong with me. i fucking finally held myself with a degree of confidence through a social situation only to fuck it up in the end. Good thing is everyone who was there that night got invited to a Super Bowl party so maybe I am not entirely fucked over haha.

but still it is fucking annoying as shit and i hate it that stuff like that happens to me. asdoífjsdfsdf just ugh.

 

[Evil?]

There there.