The Whining and Bitching Thread

[V.V.V.V.V.]

you're evil.

 

[Satanstoenail]

That strategy has George Costanza written all over it.

 

[waif]

Actually, say you got beat up because of the cancer. Like, they were anti-cancer skinheads or something. I can't think of anything sexier.

 

[Onder]

Seriously, getting beat up because you have cancer must get every pussy wet. And then fuck fuck fuck every woman in the city.

 

[sevag00]

Fuck, i do that if i could, just to get back to the hospital.

EDIT: Fuck, if someone new to this forum reads that sentence above, she/he will think that i'm a fuckin weirdo.

 

[TheInsane]

I finally edited my options so that I didnt have to see all the pictures people have in their signatures. I dont know what took me so long but man the forum became much nicer in an instant

 

[Zephyrus]

That strategy has George Costanza written all over it.

anti-cancer skinheads

Irony.

 

[mutantllama]

That strategy has George Costanza written all over it.

I was just about to watch Seinfeld.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

anti-cancer skinheads

 

[Mort Divine]

Man so last night I was havin' a good time hangin' out me and a few work friends and these three girls. This one girl and I get to talking and we hit it off pretty well, by the end of the night we were just laughing and joking around together and when we ended up leaving we walk outside and she gives me a hug saying "It was nice meeting you, hope to see you again" or something along those lines and what do I NOT do?

I don't get her number, don't even think to try to until I walk over to my friends car at which point I am kicking myself furiously in the ass.

wtf is wrong with me. i fucking finally held myself with a degree of confidence through a social situation only to fuck it up in the end. Good thing is everyone who was there that night got invited to a Super Bowl party so maybe I am not entirely fucked over haha.

but still it is fucking annoying as shit and i hate it that stuff like that happens to me. asdoífjsdfsdf just ugh.

 

[Evil?]

There there.

 

[The Ozzman]

She was probably too old for you anyway

 

[Mort Divine]

My age or a little bit older, so pedojokes don't apply here.

 

[Mort Divine]

and the bitching isn't even so much related to her specifically but just my absolute failure to capitalize on actually not making an idiot out of myself.

 

[Eligos]

That happened to me this one time at work. This really cute girl came in and she and I hit it off really well and I forgot to get her number. And the next time she came in, she told me she didn't date. Fucking shit.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

You were too busy having a genuinely good time with a girl that you forgot to take advantage of the fact that you were "close enough" to get her number...this isn't weird. Pretty normal.

 

[Einherjar86]

If you're having a good time with someone, wouldn't you want to get her phone number?

 

[Mort Divine]

I know, but still had I gotten her number it would've been nice so we could you know - maybe talk and hang out together some time.

 

[waif]

Uh...didn't you recently freak out about having potentially knocked up some chick? I feel like I missed something.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Uh...didn't you recently freak out about having potentially knocked up some chick? I feel like I missed something.

Yeah, this. I'm confused.