The Whining and Bitching Thread

CHOCOLATE STARFISH cause I can't afford TP!

Haha just kidding. I don't have a hairy asshole, but if I did that's what I would do to it.

How is a butt a face you sit on!??!?! And I don't know what this low self esteem bullshit is, you're never gonna get laid with that attitude. Have some confidence woman!
 
Because it is, I don't know. Dang. I was just saying. A face a butt, a butt a face. I don't know. I guess I was talking out my butt. Oh, God, I am clever. Witty, witty, lame. I don't care about getting laid though. I care about finding more than that. But, I do need to get out of my low self esteem stage. You are not the only who told me that. I legit need some confidence. Thanks.
 
For sure, for sure. At your age and life experience casual sex shouldn't be on your plate. Re: confidence... Buy a new outfit and put on some smoky eye makeup and swing your hips when you walk and keep saying over and over "I'm hot shit. I'm hot shit. I'm hot shit."
 
It's really not on my plate. I mean, I rather be in a relationship and get some then just go out and be like "Here I am. Who wants me? Make me feel better.", teehee teehee. I am working on getting in a relationship with this awesome guy (Well, to me he is awesome), but things happen and guy are not always on the same page. All I got to do is keep trying and be myself, I guess. I could do the outfit and the makeup, but the whole swinging my hips and saying "I am hot shit", probably wouldn't be so attractive for me. Well, to me it wouldn't be and I try to do things tha I think are fitting for me. But, I don't know. New things never hurt, so thanks.
 
Make sure he's single first. When I was your age I homewrecked a lot of teenage relationships but it never ended well, and sometimes the ex-girlfriends tried to kill me. Now homewrecking is not exciting or fun unless it involves married men.

Just be you, you seem like a sweet girl and awesome mountain man dude should be able to pick up on it.
 
Yeah, he is single. Single alright, but he said right now he is not looking for a relationship because he just got out a bad one. Also he is just looking for friends and I respected him for that. I never pushed myself on him and for the last 4 months we have talked everyday for about 2-4 hours each time and I can see that he is kind of chaning a bit. He hasn't officially said it, but I can kind of see it. We have been trying to hangout, but my school work has been keeping me and I been sick, so it's never good. He knows I like him and all, but I don't know. I am just taking it slow and seeing where everything goes. I am not putting too much hope on it though. But, yeah, thanks. I hope so.
 
Would it destroy you if he only talked to you that much because he knows you're there for him and care? Men only have 2 ladders, the "Yes" ladder and the "No" ladder.
 
I don't know. I mean, it wouldn't destroy me, but I'd be hurt a little bit. I am putting forth my time. I am not putting to much hope into this though. I am just trying it out. I want to be in a relationship, but it has to be a "Yes" on both sides of the party. So, yeah.
 
What's the third ladder, the "I'd fuck her but never date her" ladder?

Women have like 15 ladders.

"I'd fuck him and date him"
"I'd fuck him but I say I don't want to date him but I don't want him to date anyone else"
"I want his genetic material but am not interested in him as a person"
"I want him to want me even though he's on my B-list"
"I will joke with him about sleeping with him but we're just friends with tension"
"I am not attracted to him physically but he'd make a great husband"

etc

Good luck st3333333333ph!