The Whining and Bitching Thread

[damnromulans]

What's the third ladder, the "I'd fuck her but never date her" ladder?

Women have like 15 ladders.

"I'd fuck him and date him"
"I'd fuck him but I say I don't want to date him but I don't want him to date anyone else"
"I want his genetic material but am not interested in him as a person"
"I want him to want me even though he's on my B-list"
"I will joke with him about sleeping with him but we're just friends with tension"
"I am not attracted to him physically but he'd make a great husband"

etc

Good luck st3333333333ph!

 

[Vimana]

The third ladder is the decision-making ladder, really. So I guess that falls into it.

 

[The Ozzman]

They have two ladders:

I'd fuck him
I only want to be his friend

 

[Belligerent]

You wish

 

[The Ozzman]

Not really since I always fall in the latter category

 

[Dak]

What are you talking about? Have you seen our idols? Last time I checked Brad Pitt and Jude Law were well beyond puberty.

Not to many Brad Patt movies where he has much facial hair to speak of. That little joke of a mustache in IB doesn't count.

 

[damnromulans]

Little boys don't have square jaws and muscular arms unless they are bred to be Mr. Olympia from toddlerhood!

 

[Dak]

Case in point.

 

[Vimana]

He needs a little more abs, but I like his upper-body frame.

 

[waif]

This is the part where you say "no homo."

 

[Einherjar86]

I have a furry face and furry butt.

But a positive and a negative equals a negative.

Only when you multiply them.

 

[Dak]

/whine old Social is gone.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Lol at men moaning about women preferring younger looking guys.

 

[Chanakya]

Lol at men moaning about women preferring younger looking guys.

Younger =/= Pre-pubescent Mort magnets

 

[Dak]

Younger =/= Pre-pubescent Mort magnets

Exactly.

 

[sevag00]

You're a Swede are you not? Be grateful you're not as hairy as your great grandparents, knitting sweaters and shit out of body hair. Now this whole young generation of sleek slender hairless swedey-boy bullshit has got to end. It's time to go get fucking huge again, get massive and hairy and start carrying melee weapons to and from wherever you go. The past beckons, and only a few can answer that call (call of being a fucking MAN that is), so get to it; grow that fucking beard and rub ice on it to keep it from itching - better yet, let it itch and then go into a rage. There are no Egill Skallagrímsson's in existence now, so take advantage of it and accrue as much property through the defeat of your enemies and sheer testosterone fueled hair driven rages.

Take a train and pillage the shores of the U.K. for fucks sake.

How the fuck did you come up of me being a Swede?

EDIT: I'll try rubbing ice, and tell you if it worked in a couple of weeks.

 

[Tonka Time]

Every time I try to change audio settings for SONAR my computer blue screens

Nothing ever works when you're ready to use it.

 

[st3333phani3333]

That my mom grandma just said "Nifty neato" and she is preaching. It's always something religious and what all her problems are. I'm really annoyed, but it is family.

 

[cookiecutter]

I hope Dakryn's right because a 12 year old Mexican girl probably has more facial hair than me and I've got about six chest hairs. Still, the ladies have been good to me recently.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

That my mom grandma just said "Nifty neato" and she is preaching. It's always something religious and what all her problems are. I'm really annoyed, but it is family.

Wow, a religious person is complaining about something.