The Whining and Bitching Thread

[sevag00]

Hooking up like hanging out with your gf, and maybe kissing is involved, but nothing more.

 

[Einherjar86]

Hooking up means when you knife the bitch after making her suck your dick and then hang her on a meat hook because she was fucking horrible at giving head!

Unforgivable.

 

[Zephyrus]

I consider the term to have all those uses. That's why I used it when I addressed sevag's predicament.

 

[waif]

Hooking up means when you knife the bitch after making her suck your dick and then hang her on a meat hook because she was fucking horrible at giving head!

Unforgivable.

The "unforgivable" made me lul.

 

[Zephyrus]

"It's the Vatican all day up in this bitch."

 

[Ender Rises]

The "unforgivable" made me lul.

It's from a YouTube video series. Hilarious as fuck. That specific quote isn't, I don't think, but "Unforgivable" is.

 

[The Ozzman]

HEY!

What dat smell like?!

 

[Ender Rises]

Bitch! Tell him to get me a chicken sandwich. And some waffle fries! FOR FREE!

 

[Satanstoenail]

In the meantime, I'm be amusing myself by imagining what Aussie Cops are like by combining all the Australian stereotypes I can think of. Hee heee ROIGHT.

You'd be pretty close to the mark there.

at aussie cop.

Hey mate, put down that spoon!

Do Australian cops carry guns? I don't want to to know. I'm happy picturing them walking around with boomerangs in their holsters.

OY, STOP I'VE GOT A RANG, YOU CHAZZWOZZER.

They don't use police cars either, they hop around in kangaroo's pouches. And when things get really serious they start throwing echidnas at you.

 

[waif]

It's from a YouTube video series. Hilarious as fuck. That specific quote isn't, I don't think, but "Unforgivable" is.
Unforgivable #1

I know, I saw that. It wasn't funny, because it just got boring. But Einherjar got straight to the point.
Funny.

They don't use police cars either, they hop around in kangaroo's pouches. And when things get really serious they start throwing echidnas at you.

 

[Evil?]

I am in a shitty mood. I am bored and want to do something, but nothing sounds good to do. ARG!

 

[The Ozzman]

Get drunk

 

[waif]

I am in a shitty mood. I am bored and want to do something, but nothing sounds good to do. ARG!

Get drunk

The fact that that seems like a good idea to me is worrying.

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Near when I had to leave Paganfest as my ride did not want to wait longer, I was given an email address by someone with whom I was speaking with at the bar. He mentioned some bands which I forgot, but certainly seemed worth looking into, as we appeared to have similar musical tastes (Forefather and Falkenbach if I recall). The email does not work; I do not know if it was wrong mail-service or if it was written down incorrectly or what. Still; I may have to print business cards with my email on there so they can contact me from now on

 

[Einherjar86]

It's a great idea, I think.

EDIT: @ InFlames

 

[The Ozzman]

The fact that that seems like a good idea to me is worrying.

That's what Ohioans do when they're bored.

 

[waif]

It's a great idea, I think.

EDIT: @ InFlames

That's what Ohioans do when they're bored.

Yes, yes...
But it seems to me that this site has completely corrupted the values my parents sought to instill in me. Metal clearly is the music of the devil.

 

[False Joe]

"Satan".

 

[DarkBliss]

Lucifer, Beelzebub, The Tempter, Prince of Darkness,Old Nick, Goats' Pimp.

 

[False Joe]

Feeling a delayed reaction.
Watching a couple of mates finally hook up last night (its about time they did) kinda reminded me today that I have fucking no-one. And the chances of me geting someone are so cunting low that it's un-fucking-believeable.