The Whining and Bitching Thread

[mutantllama]

My dad hates computers, and my mom either didn't care or didn't know how to block shit.

 

[damnromulans]

Same.

whining and bitching: something is wrong with me gastrointestinally. I'm thinking I don't even need to go for my hour walk at lunchtime if I keep shitting out the water I drink

 

[optionthree]

You wanna know what sucks?






When you're 12 and all your friends parents block shit, yet your own parents don't, so all your friends want to do is watch porn. While I just want to play video games.

Wait, so your friends come over and watch porn on your computer? Together?

 

[Dak]

My mom barely knows how to turn on a computer and it takes my dad 2 hours to type one page in Word. I had it made.

This was the case back during my teens.

 

[mutantllama]

Wait, so your friends come over and watch porn on your computer? Together?

Yeah, well we were 12.

 

[Hez]

It's like 80F here and still killing me, I guess I'm too grim and frostbitten even for the UK.

 

[Onder]

My mom just blocked half of the websites I go on daily, including this one.

Good.

 

[A1a23]

I'm sore as fuck right now from running from the cops last night. Fucking ran a good 1.5 miles and nearly died. Definitely need to get back in shape.

 

[Onder]

I'm sore as fuck right now from running from the cops last night. Fucking ran a good 1.5 miles and nearly died. Definitely need to get back in shape.

You are cool.

EDIT: No really, I like you just for that post.

 

[ASD]

And why were they chasing you?...

 

[King Richard]

Could be because of this:

Just a guess...

 

[A1a23]

Could be because of this:

Just a guess...

And why were they chasing you?...

Just for trespassing and other shenanigans, plus i was blazed so i tweaked out even more than usual. They pulled up to us behind a clinic and i ran from there. They ended up chasing me through various backyards, baseball fields, and I eventually ran through a forest preserve and got attacked by a coyote. I kicked it in the face though.

You are cool.

EDIT: No really, I like you just for that post.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Haha thats pretty fucking crazy, but cool as well.

 

[damnromulans]

at least you showed those cops up man. yeahhhhhhh! fvck tha po-lice!

 

[ASD]

I have a hard time believing the coyote part, though it is the most metal part.

Reminds me of

 

[Dak]

Coyote attacks are on the rise, as are cases of coyote packs forming. Not a good thing.

 

[damnromulans]

I didn't know Illinois was known for coyote populations.

I remember when I was a kid I would visit my grandparents in San Diego. They lived in a wealthy golf/retirement type suburb (Rancho Bernardo) and every night we heard coyotes.

 

[King Richard]

Coyotes are everywhere. I was surrounded by a pack of coyotes when I went camping once. Luckily my friend was close and scared them off with his gun. Vicious little bastards but cool nonetheless.

 

[Srontgorrth]

When I lived in Laguna Hills I was right next to woodsy/hillish type area area I saw a coyote about 30 feet away drinking from a stream. One came into the community area too, and ate a fish from the pond :|

 

[damnromulans]

Coyotes are like the Smeagols of the canine world.