The Whining and Bitching Thread

Damnit, my cat went in the garage, and then when she came in, her eye was all messed up.


I'm going to how it is in the morning, and if it's not good, then she'll end up going to the vet. Poor little thing.

Mom thinks we should just leave her alone. We think she just got a scratch on the bottom of her eye, her eyeball seems normal though.
 
lolwut.

This girl I kinda had a crush on added me back on Facebook finally, so we started talking, then she got off the computer so I noticed one of her good friends was on. I asked her friend "what are the odds of _____ and I going out to lunch or hanging out?" which I think is a pretty fair question; I didn't say going on a date, just chilling. Her friend said pretty low but only cuz she's working a lot lately and doesn't have much time.

I said that's cool thanks for letting me know, then admitted I had a crush on her because I figured she'd see me as honest and a little stupid and feel bad for me or something and try to hook me up. I also said I wanted to make things "right" because on the trip I took to New York, this girl I had a crush on went also and we both got drunk one night and kind of cuddled and it was awkward and obviously my judgment was off and I could tell the next day she was sort of weirded out, and one of my professors (who was drunk) was saying we looked like a cute couple. So I basically wanted to hang out with this girl to say "look, I'm sorry about that happening, let's be friends and see what happens." That's fair, right?

WRONG apparently, because her friend told her "what I said" which was deemed to be a straight-up lie (wtf?) and they both blocked me on Facebook telling me not to spread rumors or defame peoples' characters like that.

wat

good thing to wake up to. Anyway whatever, I just thought it was funny. I don't really care too much but I hope this girl doesn't start telling people I'm a liar or something, because if there's one thing I'm absolutely not, it's that. :zombie:
 
I have been with my woman for going on two years... and she still completely misinterprets most things I say to some degree.

Best to speak with the back of your hand.


(I in no way condone or indorse violence against females, regardless of how much they deserve it sometimes.)
 
I am currently not, Joe.

edit: apparently the girl I have/had a crush on did not block me so I messaged her a nice suck-up apology; I feel bad if something I said was misconstrued but I am 100% sure this girl's friend related what I said in a way that made it sound way worse. For the record, I said something like "yeah we both got drunk and were all over each other" (which I admit is a poor choice of words). I didn't mean like having crazy sex, I meant we were like attached for half the night, because we were both fucking drunk. Sigh.
 
Haha, I'm aware, I kinda wanna see what happens though. The most important thing here is protecting my credibility at this point; I don't want this girl she's friends with to blab to other people that I'm some kind of super liar or something, especially when all I did was maybe maybe extend the truth slightly.
 
It's because they are totally not straightforward :lol:

I am anticipating a reply from chick-I-dig which will more or less be something like "why the fuck do you keep apologizing for that? We were both drunk, and it's not a big deal, so stop making it seem bigger and more important than it is, and stop claiming you want to 'make things less awkward' as a front for hanging out with me/getting to know me." At least that is what I perceive.