I am currently not, Joe.
edit: apparently the girl I have/had a crush on did not block me so I messaged her a nice suck-up apology; I feel bad if something I said was misconstrued but I am 100% sure this girl's friend related what I said in a way that made it sound way worse. For the record, I said something like "yeah we both got drunk and were all over each other" (which I admit is a poor choice of words). I didn't mean like having crazy sex, I meant we were like attached for half the night, because we were both fucking drunk. Sigh.