The Whining and Bitching Thread

[V.V.V.V.V.]

my computer is a peice of fucking trash. technology is retarded.

organizing my messy music. i get to blind guardian, and half the artist names are Blind Guardian and half are BLIND GUARDIAN. well, thats annoying. so i select all of them, and every time i go to fucking type in Blind Guardian, I get to B-l then it fucking autofills the rest of the fucking word to fucking BLIND GUARDIAN. I am literally not allowed, at all, to type it the proper way. all caps woooo FUCKING STUPID

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[Omni]

Ah, my head is killing me. Fuck this.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

what's wrong with you?

 

[Omni]

I'm dying.

No, but seriously, this is the mother of all migraines or something. :zombie:

 

[Dak]

Probably not hydrating enough, combined with lack of a good prenatal vitamin + other supplements + good diet.

 

[Chanakya]

^
Or fluoridated water?

 

[damnromulans]

Go to Six Flags and ride Superman until you're not pregnant anymore? Or is that not an option?

 

[King Richard]

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For whatever reason, this reminded me of a monthly meeting I had at work a couple weeks ago. This fucking artard asked, "How do you create a new folder inside a folder?" I couldn't contain myself and just laughed really, really, really loud, almost in a Cartman-esque way.

 

[waif]

Go to Six Flags and ride Superman until you're not pregnant anymore? Or is that not an option?

Some people actually want healthy, living children. Weird, right?

 

[unknown]

^
Or fluoridated water?

I get to go to my girlfriend's house and try to hook up her internet that she tried to hook up yesterday and failed. fantastic

 

[King Richard]

I'm sure you'll get laid. Handyman work really turns the bitches on mang.

 

[Omni]

Probably not hydrating enough, combined with lack of a good prenatal vitamin + other supplements + good diet.

Nah, I drink a ton of water. I'm pretty sure that it was partially brought on by my brief sojourn outside to get the mail and run errands in the brightest part of the day with my folks. I'm doing a good bit better now.

Go to Six Flags and ride Superman until you're not pregnant anymore? Or is that not an option?

No.

Some people actually want healthy, living children. Weird, right?

Yeah, it's some concept, huh?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

fuck this shitty heat!

 

[mutantllama]

Hey kids, when your parents tell you that you should chew nuts thoroughly, FUCKING DO IT YOU'LL REGRET THAT SHIT THE NEXT DAY ON THE TOILET AND HOLY SHIT DOES MY ASSHOLE HURT, I SAW FUCKING BLOOD WHEN I WIPED THANKFULLY IT DOESN'T REALLY HURT MUCH NOW

 

[Zephyrus]

My father was once hospitalized for rupturing his asshole during a massive dump.

 

[mutantllama]

Poor guy.

 

[Evil?]

I seriously just laughed really hard at that.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Alright, so my brother and I are on another debate about BreakFast.

He says it means morning meal.

I say it really doesnt matter what time of day you have it, as long as it is the first meal of the day in which you break your fast

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[cookiecutter]

I've always thought breakfast had to be early in the day to be truly breakfast. Otherwise it's just lunch.

 

[brooks55]

fuck this shitty heat!

We had a crazy storm come through KC today. My car said it was 109 degrees outside on my way home at 5:00 pm. Later at 8:00 pm my car said it was 73 during the storm. 36 degrees difference in 3 hours is pretty fucked.