The Whining and Bitching Thread

[False Joe]

Yeah, you drink beer for breakfast.

Beer isn't a breakfast.


It's all about red bull and vodka. Really gets you ready for the day

 

[Onder]

Beer is great for a breakfast, and also a cure for hangover.

 

[damnromulans]

Cereal, what are you, 5? Eggs, sausage, bacon, hash browns, shit, even a small steak, a bagel or English muffin, coffee, OJ or V8 are the components of a grown man's breakfast.

OM NOM NOM.

I have this horrible addiction to bagel sandwiches from 7-11 so these days I usually have a bagel sandwich and a yogurt. I should stop eating the bagel sandwiches as they are impeding further weight loss but they are so fucking good.

Healthy breakfast for me is a banana and yogurt.

Though the best breakfast is a MegaMuffin and hash brown. Morning Mac FTW!

 

[Episteme]

Eggs, toast, bacon, sausages, hash browns = breakfast for champions. Top it off orange juice. Fuck yeah.

 

[Dak]

Moar like breakfast for heart disease amirite

 

[False Joe]

The best breakfast is finding a half eaten roast chicken on your floor that you bought when you were pissed.

Or Oreos and Irn Bru.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Pussy.

EDIT: @ Dakryn.

 

[damnromulans]

Obesity is hot. I like my bagels with extra cream cheese and all beef patties!

 

[Dak]

Pussy.

EDIT: @ Dakryn.

Just replace those pork products with Turkey or Chicken.

 

[Episteme]

^ Those aren't actually bad substitutes.

 

[False Joe]

Just replace those pork products with Turkey or Chicken.

Oh sure, why don't we replace vaginas with mens bumholes while we're at it.
And titties for huge black cocks.
And freedom for Hitler.

It all starts with the bacon.

 

[damnromulans]

Almost posted to argue that turkey is a pork product. What the fuck. I think it's bedtime.

 

[Dak]

Almost posted to argue that turkey is a pork product. What the fuck. I think it's bedtime.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

Moar like breakfast for heart disease amirite

whats wrong with heart disease? we're all gonna die eventually might as well enjoy it

 

[ASD]

There's a difference between a childish breakfast and a pansy breakfast.

IM JUST NOT A BREAKFAST GUY OK!!!!!11!!!1

Today I could only eat a single chocolate chip cookie for breakfast.

I fucking hate all the eggy heavy breakfast foods.

 

[Zephyrus]

Almost posted to argue that turkey is a pork product. What the fuck. I think it's bedtime.

A dog product where you're from.

 

[JontRevolting]

Lady GaGa making political statements,I really can't stand this bloke!

 

[Dak]

When that bitch has put at least 4 yrs in the service, she will have a right to make statements about how it should be. Otherwise she can stfu. Fortunately her "little monster" fanbase is made up of mostly teens below voting age.

 

[JontRevolting]

Yeah it's bullshit,she needs to shut the fuck up!

 

[Dak]

Not that it matters, but I am surprised you care, being Aussie and wutnot.