You're a fucking idiot if you won't give Jewish lawyers a chance.
Jewish guys have giant dicks and lawyers are rich.
Sounds like a raise is in your future!
The Whining and Bitching Thread
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Just like me. I was never a sex maniac. I lost my virginity when i was 16. Had sex a couple of times, and then eventually stopped.
zabu of nΩd
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Hey, where's the love for Jewish software developers?You're a fucking idiot if you won't give Jewish lawyers a chance.
Jewish guys have giant dicks and lawyers are rich.
Sounds like a raise is in your future!
King Richard
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THIS JUST IN: ACCORDING TO MY FACEBOOK TIMELINE KRAMPUS HAS NOT POOPED IN A WEEK, WE'RE TALKING MAJOR CONSTIPATION HERE PEOPLE. MORE ON THIS AS THE EVIDENCE COMES FORTH. STAY TUNED.
Great story, compelling and rich.
Great story, compelling and rich.
Zephyrus
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King Richard
Hello there
skeptik
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Regarding this whole high school ==> college = crazy fuckshit party time, I contest the notion that this is somehow just a natural part of life that 'everybody' goes through, as though it's simply a part of growing up and learning lessons. I don't believe everybody needs to 'learn' whatever is garnered from living a debaucherous lifestyle for a period of years, and I object to the notion that the fact that 'everybody' goes through this 'party' stage validates it as behavior that is generally looked upon positively, but then again, as is well documented, I tend to have a lower opinion than most of people in general. Sex is not the greatest and most amazing thing in the world and I don't feel the need to tell the world that I've had it, nor do I fault myself for not having spent as much time as most people here have socializing with random people while they were in college. Everybody is wired differently and with distinct social needs, and while I have a reasonably active and certainly satisfying social life, I do enjoy spending a lot of time on my own. I guess what I'm trying to say is that 'people are different', which should be obvious anyway, and that people should be judged (insofar as it is fair to 'judge' another person's life) according to their character, and I don't consider it a fault in my life for not having partaken in the 'college life' when I had the chance.
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I like what Dodens has said here. I presume that I'm a bit more of a hedonist than he is, but I never went through a crazy college phase either, at least nothing like what I hear people talk about. By the time I got to college I had little interest in that sort of thing. I got a lot of my drinking out of the way in high school. It also helps that I never lived in a dorm, or with any other people for that matter. Since I started grad school I've become something of an alcoholic, which is not really a crazy party phase sort of thing. It's just plain sad. I should do something about that, but I really don't care.
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Blind Guardian
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I guess it depends on what you call partying. I have never enjoyed getting drunk with a bunch of idiots and doing 'crazy stuff', but socializing and meeting random people can be pretty fun in the right environment, say, a calm pub (in contrast to wild home parties or dance clubs).
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I agree with Dodens post, not everyone needs to go through that hedonistic phase in their life. Just that most people do just to somewhat learn in their own way. I've looked upon my past and even though I wish things would've gone alot smoother (what does though?) I've learnt valuable lessons to never let myself go through that again.
Do what suits your personality, and never change it for anyone or anything if you're happy with yourself. Unless you rape babies, then you can go jump off a bridge.
Do what suits your personality, and never change it for anyone or anything if you're happy with yourself. Unless you rape babies, then you can go jump off a bridge.
Does this mean I get to call you Brown Bear?
I think there's a level of hedonistic college living that absolutely can be looked down on, such as the guys I had to tell to shut the fuck up at 3 AM on a Tuesday because they were high and drunk and screaming in the hallway while my gf was trying to get some sleep before her midterm the next day. Going a little wild on a Friday night is pretty different from that.
Speaking of which, it's FRIDAY. Whooooo.
Dak
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IamstheblackWizards
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I wouldn't want to live in a dorm because they're small as hell and smell like feet and dirty pussy.
I can't wait to move out and cook for myself/my gf whenever the fuck I feel like it instead of being constrained to cafeteria hours. On the other hand, I'll miss having someone make me an omelette in the morning. On the other hand, I'll just tell my girl to make me a sammich. On the other hand, she prolly won't do it.
cookiecutter
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Whatever lets you sleep at night bro
jk, this is correct.
You can get caught up assuming everyone else is partying and getting laid and you're just sitting alone at home jacking off to WAIF's sex posts, but really, that's what most people are doing and there's nothing wrong with it
