The Whining and Bitching Thread

Fucking did something to my knee while out jogging at a stupid slow pace tonight. It was just a sort of annoying soreness. Thought nothing of it but now I can't walk more than 2-3 steps without nearly falling over from pain.

HOW AM I 100 YEARS OLD?!
 
Because you're Asian. One month later you'll turn old and gray.

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So apparently they're taking the hobbits to Isengard. WHAT THE FUCK? Why the fuck didn't anyone bother telling me this? I thought they were going to Mordor, I even booked flight tickets there, so now I'm not even going to get to see them on this leg of the tour. Fuck fuck fuckety-fuck!
 
I am sick. I don't often get sick, but today I have had to resign myself to the fact that I've been trying to deny for days: I am sick. Spent all night gurgling and sweating and shivering and trying not to cough until something ruptured. Now I am home from work, which is good, but I feel like shit, which is bad, and I'm earning no money, which is also bad. Bad is outweighing good at this juncture. I need to throw some flat lemonade and two-minute noodles into the mix to restore some sort of balance.
 
Everyone is constantly complaining that it's rained near every day this July.


I love it.


I mean everyone seems to have forgotten that April/May/early June were all near as hot as it generally averages in July/August and that it really didn't rain much at all then, but that's because they're all fucking idiots.


I fucking hate stupid people.