The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Vimana]

I edited it to add more to it.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Hoorah

 

[Ov Wulf]

hott

 

[The Emptier]

QFP FTW 3RD9

 

[Cronopio]

QFP FTW 3RD9

0/10

 

[Einherjar86]

JAGE: "Dude, I'm way more racist than you."
F&F: "Well, I'm reverse racist, so that counts for more."
JAGE: "You're racist in a way that attempts to downplay your racism, so that counts for less."
F&F: "No way; I think blacks are superior to whites, which is more shocking because it forces people to acknowledge a racist perspective that overturns previously held racial conceptions."
JAGE: "You don't even acknowledge the atrocities of the Africans. Those fuckers are savages."
F&F: "Whites are savages. Long live the black race."
JAGE: "Fuck you, I'm more racist."
F&F: "I'm more racist."

 

[The Ozzman]

JAGE: "Dude, I'm way more racist than you."
F&F: "Well, I'm reverse racist, so that counts for more."
JAGE: "You're racist in a way that attempts to downplay your racism, so that counts for less."
F&F: "No way; I think blacks are superior to whites, which is more shocking because it forces people to acknowledge a racist perspective that overturns previously held racial conceptions."
JAGE: "You don't even acknowledge the atrocities of the Africans. Those fuckers are savages."
F&F: "Whites are savages. Long live the black race."
JAGE: "Fuck you, I'm more racist."
F&F: "I'm more racist."

A good summary of this conversation

 

[King Richard]

I lost my voice yesterday. It's kind of annoying but I'm just glad it doesn't hurt.

 

[The Emptier]

0/10

 

[damnromulans]

Fucking did something to my knee while out jogging at a stupid slow pace tonight. It was just a sort of annoying soreness. Thought nothing of it but now I can't walk more than 2-3 steps without nearly falling over from pain.

HOW AM I 100 YEARS OLD?!

 

[SentinelSlain]

Because you're Asian. One month later you'll turn old and gray.

 

[Zephyrus]

Because you're Asian. One month later you'll turn old and gray.

 

[The Emptier]

Old, but I love that

 

[mutantllama]

Fucking hate the heat and humidity.

 

[Cronopio]

Fucking heat the hate and humidity.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Fucking eat the heat and fuck the humidity.

 

[Cronopio]

So apparently they're taking the hobbits to Isengard. WHAT THE FUCK? Why the fuck didn't anyone bother telling me this? I thought they were going to Mordor, I even booked flight tickets there, so now I'm not even going to get to see them on this leg of the tour. Fuck fuck fuckety-fuck!

 

[Tonka Time]

So apparently they're taking the hobbits to Isengard.

Scrolling slowly down the page and then I read this.

 

[arg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAbsj72aI

i approve of this video

 

[Satanstoenail]

I am sick. I don't often get sick, but today I have had to resign myself to the fact that I've been trying to deny for days: I am sick. Spent all night gurgling and sweating and shivering and trying not to cough until something ruptured. Now I am home from work, which is good, but I feel like shit, which is bad, and I'm earning no money, which is also bad. Bad is outweighing good at this juncture. I need to throw some flat lemonade and two-minute noodles into the mix to restore some sort of balance.