The Whining and Bitching Thread

As a life-long bike rider, that sounds like an absolutely massive puncture. How can you not just feel/see it without air?
 
I looked all over and couldn't find it, plus it was audible. It just deflated before I could find the exact spot. I may not have pumped enough air into the tire, though.
 
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I would love to curbstomp my baby daddy right about now. That's all I'm going to say because I'd rather not have one of you fucking assholes saying "BLA BLA YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR EX TOO MUSC HKSHKJDHAKJHHDAS I EAT DICKS".
 
guy who is supposed to be editing the footage he filmed last sunday won't actually get around to posting anything on youtube till next tuesday
 
I would love to curbstomp my baby daddy right about now. That's all I'm going to say because I'd rather not have one of you fucking assholes saying "BLA BLA YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR EX TOO MUSC HKSHKJDHAKJHHDAS I EAT DICKS".

If you keep talking about your ex who holds a serious financial and legal stake in your life, how are we supposed to objectify you and honor Rule 34 of the internet?
 
All I think about lately is fucking. But I know it wouldn't help me if I fucked someone anyway so I have to go on finishing made up tasks like a trained fucking dog.
 
Brutal. The laptop I'm on right now is pretty garbage. Slower than a fucker, but it's not mine so I can't/won't really do much about it.
 
Brutal. The laptop I'm on right now is pretty garbage. Slower than a fucker, but it's not mine so I can't/won't really do much about it.

Sometimes it's pretty fast, and sometimes is just slow as shit. And then the other day, all the music on my computer just disappeared, so now I have to re-download all my cd's. :bah:
 
I don't like few facts about my current situation.

1) My status as a student depends once again on some random alcoholic bitch that has cycled herself in the boredom of her life. It's a french teacher and she'll give me the results of my last test on tuesday. In the meantime I feel helpless because I've done everything and now it's her fucking turn and she's a dumb bitch. She'll find a shitload of mistakes in my test and then she'll tell me that was my last chance and then I'm going to falcon kick her.
2) I can't focus on anything. If you'd ask me what I did today I wouldn't think of one shitty activity worth mentioning. I was kind of looking forward to my free weekend days but now I feel useless. I can't go out with friends because I don't have money and that's because I don't have any job.
3) I don't have any job for the summer holidays. Or, infact, anything "holiday-like" to do. I will start writing my thesis in July and finish the semester in a fucking glasshouse and then study for more shit that's ahead - it's not like I don't have any work to do. I do. But other people seem to have much more. They go abroad with their partners, they have partners.
4) I don't have a partner and I don't even know what I could offer to my dear half.
5) It's hot in here. I hate being sweaty.