The Whining and Bitching Thread

[excusetheblood]

I was going to make a comment about how you're probably watching pregnant porn while you're writing that, but I guess you're just testing me to see if I can handle this site. Apparently I can.

Jimmy just cracked, and... I do care.

I only watch pregnant porn after assuming copious quantities of methamphetamine.

Side note: does anyone remember Krampus? Whatever happened to her? I recall reading her posts back when I mostly lurked around this forum three years ago. If I'm remembering correctly, she was pretty fucking awesome.

 

[Einherjar86]

The damn Romulans took her.

 

[Zephyrus]

I banned her.

 

[Nephilim96]

You're still in high school? (this is my response to you asking me if I'm 12.)

But, no worries: I took AP US History and got straight D's in it, but kicked ass on the test and didn't have to take it in college. Wish I'd taken more AP classes, would have saved money.

Yes, and I'm already better than you in every way imaginable. (this is response to you thinking Cannibal Corpse is supa exxxtreeeme hevay metal or something).

But, no worries: I thought Cannibal Corpse was cool too when I was 12.

 

[excusetheblood]

Barnes-era CC is pure tits.

 

[Nephilim96]

It's mediocre at best.

 

[The Butt]

Barnes-era CC is pure tits.

I agree. The first four Cannibal Corpse albums are the only ones worth owning, but my lord are they good.

 

[sevag00]

I banned her.

Good thing you did.

 

[Onder]

I detect signs of people in denial that the average age of metal forums is more often mid-to-late teens.

I detect signs of people in denial of how old they actually are (The Butt) and some in denial of the entire reality (The Butt too).

 

[The Butt]

 

[The Ozzman]

I agree. The first four Cannibal Corpse albums are the only ones worth owning, but my lord are they good.

The new one is fucking awesome, you faggot.

 

[Onder]

Yeah, new Cannibal Corpse is better than most other classical death metal bands releasing new bland albums.

Master is cool too, but oh well, they just don't change.

 

[The Butt]

Oz: Torture? That one was fucking gay.

 

[jakethedog]

Yes, and I'm already better than you in every way imaginable. (this is response to you thinking Cannibal Corpse is supa exxxtreeeme hevay metal or something).

But, no worries: I thought Cannibal Corpse was cool too when I was 12.

Ooh, so that was why you thought I was 12. I get it. Sorta. But you're still in high school so being 12 was like, five years ago.

But it was more about scaring my mom - she gets scared of my cats hissing, I think Chris Barnes's death growls would be slightly scarier.

 

[Nephilim96]

That's still stupid.

 

[jakethedog]

You're still stupid.

 

[Krow]

Neph you're just a kid too. And cannibal corpse is classic death metal still releasing great stuff, you faggots.

 

[jakethedog]

I almost saw them last year (though with Corpsegrinder as their frontman.) I cant remember why I didn't end up seeing them, need to ask my friends why we didn't... that period of my life was kind of a blur, if you catch my drift.

 

[Nephilim96]

Neph you're just a kid too. And cannibal corpse is classic death metal still releasing great stuff, you faggots.

I know (never said I wasn't), I just like fucking with dog boy. I still think I'm a superior being to him in every way possible.

And CC is boring as shit and I will stand by it.

 

[Nephilim96]

You're still stupid.

What are you, 12?