The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Onder]

Yeah, new Cannibal Corpse is better than most other classical death metal bands releasing new bland albums.

Master is cool too, but oh well, they just don't change.

 

[The Butt]

Oz: Torture? That one was fucking gay.

 

[jakethedog]

Yes, and I'm already better than you in every way imaginable. (this is response to you thinking Cannibal Corpse is supa exxxtreeeme hevay metal or something).

But, no worries: I thought Cannibal Corpse was cool too when I was 12.

Ooh, so that was why you thought I was 12. I get it. Sorta. But you're still in high school so being 12 was like, five years ago.

But it was more about scaring my mom - she gets scared of my cats hissing, I think Chris Barnes's death growls would be slightly scarier.

 

[Nephilim96]

That's still stupid.

 

[jakethedog]

You're still stupid.

 

[Krow]

Neph you're just a kid too. And cannibal corpse is classic death metal still releasing great stuff, you faggots.

 

[jakethedog]

I almost saw them last year (though with Corpsegrinder as their frontman.) I cant remember why I didn't end up seeing them, need to ask my friends why we didn't... that period of my life was kind of a blur, if you catch my drift.

 

[Nephilim96]

Neph you're just a kid too. And cannibal corpse is classic death metal still releasing great stuff, you faggots.

I know (never said I wasn't), I just like fucking with dog boy. I still think I'm a superior being to him in every way possible.

And CC is boring as shit and I will stand by it.

 

[Nephilim96]

You're still stupid.

What are you, 12?

 

[jakethedog]

I know (never said I wasn't), I just like fucking with dog boy. I still think I'm a superior being to him in every way possible.

Never said this before Nephilim, but I've noticed... you have kind of an amazing memory. Like you remind me of shit I didn't even know I posted on here. And I'm known for my freakish memory so even that amazes me.

Dog boy... I like that one. But I'm probably about 12 in dog years.

 

[Nephilim96]

Give me an example.

 

[jakethedog]

Of your memory? You remembered exactly how long I'd been dating my ex-bitch and how old she was. Blew my mind.

 

[Nephilim96]

Well, you have been here for about a 2 months, and you were girlfriend less for at least a couple weeks. It wasn't that hard to guess that you had dated her for 3-4 weeks.

 

[jakethedog]

Still, I was surprised. You remembered I was from Boston too, now that I think of it. Really surprised me.

Right now I'm gonna bitch because said ex-girlfriend is mad that I'm talking to her family/friends. Yet she wants to be best friends with my best friend (who is female) so... it's only fair, right?

 

[The Butt]

She's fucking crazy man, that's fucked.

 

[Onder]

Still, I was surprised. You remembered I was from Boston too, now that I think of it. Really surprised me.

I don't remember ANYTHING you say. Sometimes I read your post and by the time I get to the last word I forget what it was all about but some unknown force keeps me from reading it again because it's such an uninteresting fucking blabber.

 

[Nephilim96]

it's such an uninteresting fucking blabber.

.

 

[Nephilim96]

My AP USH teacher gave me a compliment on my terrible essay, and I was the only one to get a compliment. Guess it wasn't too terrible.

 

[-CC-]

I'm pretty sure it was terrible.

 

[Krow]

Making the kid wearing the helmet in the classroom feel special.