The Whining and Bitching Thread

[The Butt]

Exactly. Quit dripping period blood all over the forum guys.

 

[Zephyrus]

I detect signs of people in denial that the average age of metal forums is more often mid-to-late teens.

 

[damnromulans]

I have a giant zit on my temple. I feel like a freak. I may have to lock myself in a dark room for the next week or so. When does this shit stop? When I grow up?

Also I took the day off work because my back is killing me. That's why I'm here. Fucking sciatica bringin' me back to tha forumz.

I have sciatica and acne too. Fist bump.

My whine for today is about my period being late. I just want to harm innocent people and eat a whole cheese pizza.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I ate a whole combination pizza last night. Tombstone brand. Fucking horrible idea in retrospect...

 

[jakethedog]

That was just a minor first world problem rant. Thought fellow metal lovers could relate. Chill, guys.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Dude I'm just fuckin' around. When you're in a bad mood sling some shit back over my way, it's fun!

 

[jakethedog]

I was going to make a comment about how you're probably watching pregnant porn while you're writing that, but I guess you're just testing me to see if I can handle this site. Apparently I can.

Jimmy just cracked, and... I do care.

 

[Nephilim96]

Bombed a timed essay in my AP US class. I don't work well under pressure.

 

[jakethedog]

Bombed a timed essay in my AP US class. I don't work well under pressure.

You're still in high school? (this is my response to you asking me if I'm 12.)

But, no worries: I took AP US History and got straight D's in it, but kicked ass on the test and didn't have to take it in college. Wish I'd taken more AP classes, would have saved money.

 

[excusetheblood]

I was going to make a comment about how you're probably watching pregnant porn while you're writing that, but I guess you're just testing me to see if I can handle this site. Apparently I can.

Jimmy just cracked, and... I do care.

I only watch pregnant porn after assuming copious quantities of methamphetamine.

Side note: does anyone remember Krampus? Whatever happened to her? I recall reading her posts back when I mostly lurked around this forum three years ago. If I'm remembering correctly, she was pretty fucking awesome.

 

[Einherjar86]

The damn Romulans took her.

 

[Zephyrus]

I banned her.

 

[Nephilim96]

You're still in high school? (this is my response to you asking me if I'm 12.)

But, no worries: I took AP US History and got straight D's in it, but kicked ass on the test and didn't have to take it in college. Wish I'd taken more AP classes, would have saved money.

Yes, and I'm already better than you in every way imaginable. (this is response to you thinking Cannibal Corpse is supa exxxtreeeme hevay metal or something).

But, no worries: I thought Cannibal Corpse was cool too when I was 12.

 

[excusetheblood]

Barnes-era CC is pure tits.

 

[Nephilim96]

It's mediocre at best.

 

[The Butt]

Barnes-era CC is pure tits.

I agree. The first four Cannibal Corpse albums are the only ones worth owning, but my lord are they good.

 

[sevag00]

I banned her.

Good thing you did.

 

[Onder]

I detect signs of people in denial that the average age of metal forums is more often mid-to-late teens.

I detect signs of people in denial of how old they actually are (The Butt) and some in denial of the entire reality (The Butt too).

 

[The Butt]

 

[The Ozzman]

I agree. The first four Cannibal Corpse albums are the only ones worth owning, but my lord are they good.

The new one is fucking awesome, you faggot.