The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Cronopio]

With beer life seems so, I don't know, possible.

 

[Matt]

I feel like total shit. Fuck this.

 

[Onder]

I spent this day "working" on my bachelor thesis and all I wrote was two fucking paragraphs. My brain is numb and I feel like I did fuckshit.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I have a giant zit on my temple. I feel like a freak. I may have to lock myself in a dark room for the next week or so. When does this shit stop? When I grow up?

Also I took the day off work because my back is killing me. That's why I'm here. Fucking sciatica bringin' me back to tha forumz.

 

[jakethedog]

So my computer is broken. And all my music is on it (no ipod) so I'm pissed. I was gonna just YouTube it on my mom's computer and see how she'd react if I blasted Cannibal Corpse, BUT turns out the volume is broken. And I don't know the password to get on my dad's computer. I feel like I'm living in... the early 90s.

 

[Nephilim96]

What are you, 12?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I hate him.

 

[The Butt]

Hey be good to the guy, he means well.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I'd rather watch a video of my Mother being tortured begging for mercy than read his posts.

 

[Matt]

I'd rather watch a video of my Mother being tortured begging for mercy than read his posts.

Same. He should be next to go.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

He's fine guys, really. Minor derp issues, but nothing along the lines of Effigy or MC who were horrible.

 

[The Butt]

Exactly. Quit dripping period blood all over the forum guys.

 

[Zephyrus]

I detect signs of people in denial that the average age of metal forums is more often mid-to-late teens.

 

[damnromulans]

I have a giant zit on my temple. I feel like a freak. I may have to lock myself in a dark room for the next week or so. When does this shit stop? When I grow up?

Also I took the day off work because my back is killing me. That's why I'm here. Fucking sciatica bringin' me back to tha forumz.

I have sciatica and acne too. Fist bump.

My whine for today is about my period being late. I just want to harm innocent people and eat a whole cheese pizza.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I ate a whole combination pizza last night. Tombstone brand. Fucking horrible idea in retrospect...

 

[jakethedog]

That was just a minor first world problem rant. Thought fellow metal lovers could relate. Chill, guys.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Dude I'm just fuckin' around. When you're in a bad mood sling some shit back over my way, it's fun!

 

[jakethedog]

I was going to make a comment about how you're probably watching pregnant porn while you're writing that, but I guess you're just testing me to see if I can handle this site. Apparently I can.

Jimmy just cracked, and... I do care.

 

[Nephilim96]

Bombed a timed essay in my AP US class. I don't work well under pressure.

 

[jakethedog]

Bombed a timed essay in my AP US class. I don't work well under pressure.

You're still in high school? (this is my response to you asking me if I'm 12.)

But, no worries: I took AP US History and got straight D's in it, but kicked ass on the test and didn't have to take it in college. Wish I'd taken more AP classes, would have saved money.