The Whining and Bitching Thread

I spent this day "working" on my bachelor thesis and all I wrote was two fucking paragraphs. My brain is numb and I feel like I did fuckshit.
 
I have a giant zit on my temple. I feel like a freak. I may have to lock myself in a dark room for the next week or so. When does this shit stop? When I grow up?

Also I took the day off work because my back is killing me. That's why I'm here. Fucking sciatica bringin' me back to tha forumz.
 
So my computer is broken. And all my music is on it (no ipod) so I'm pissed. I was gonna just YouTube it on my mom's computer and see how she'd react if I blasted Cannibal Corpse, BUT turns out the volume is broken. And I don't know the password to get on my dad's computer. I feel like I'm living in... the early 90s.