My social life has been shit since I moved. I haven't associated with anyone in my new town, and I only associate with my Shit Falls friends once every weekend when I visit, some of them I only chill with once a month.
I'm too old and married to have much a social life with my student peers, and too student to have a social life with faculty etc. actually around my age and/or maturity.
Social limbo.
Married I get, but too old? that's bullshit. How can you be too old for the potential to eat 22 year old pus? that's just crazy.
Girlfriend's mother: "I guess I'm the only one that does dishes around here."
Well shit, I guess the other six days of the week I do dishes doesn't count. Silly me.