The Whining and Bitching Thread

CC you need her to know you're banging other hotties easily and are having the life or riley, preferably over social media. Maybe also see if you can't either get a better job or appear to have gotten one, all within a month or so, and be a bit blase in how you speak to her, then she'll be like, oh shit, what's going on, I need to adjust my pussy.
 
That's pretty decent advice. It doesn't seem like we will speak in the foreseeable future. She never called, and I'm sure as hell not initiating any contact. That's her duty. I have a date in my back pocket with a cute girl that I was actually supposed to date before I met my now-ex, but I'm just not in the mood to cash it in just yet...plus I don't know how she feels about being second fiddle.
 
One down, oh well. Plenty of fish, blah blah. "Fuck as many as you can while youre young" - every old man ever

Old men can still fuck old women, at least. But yeah you do only have a certain window of opportunity to get prime pussy. Unless you're rich, no 21 year old will wanna suck your 80 year old cock.

That's why it's a shame we're all wasting our primes destroying our bodies and brains.
 
So was making hotdogs...
Dropped one of the bunns in the water when putting in the dogs.
Got it out quick but still was a little soggy.
damn...
 
Time to fucking complain about my fucking allergy cunt cunt.

Spring is here as you may fucking know, at least on this cunthemisphere.

Runny nose.

Itchy eyes.

Coughing.

Can't fucking breathe. => can't sleep. I can't fucking sleep if I can't breathe cunt cunt cunt.

Just for your information it's 4:00AM here and I'm supposed to wake up at 7:00AM. Now how the fuck do you expect me to do this.

In other news I'm not gonna see my girlfriend who would at least comfort me a little because she's going to Auschwitz tomorrow morning.

This sounds more tragic than it is tbh, but yeah she's going to the concentration camp.

Not that I have a say in these matters.
 
I never had allergies ever until like two years ago, I felt like i was getting sick all the time (especially in the spring) and last year i figured out it was fucking allergies. oil pulling helped with that. Don't have them much anymore, thankfully.
 
I've had a tooth missing on my lower right for about five years now and since new insurance covers it, and I got cash, had a bridge procedure started. But this fucking temporary they threw on there fucking sucks so fucking bad. It's painful, shit gets stuck under the hanging bit, and it already popped off once at work. Fucking blows. I was happier with just having a missing tooth, nobody could even see it. This is what I get for trying to be 'responsible' and fixing my screwy smile.

Fuck teeth. Ooooh, brush me daily! Floss me! Don't bite anything too hard with me!!! Fucking needy assholes.
 
That's pretty decent advice. It doesn't seem like we will speak in the foreseeable future. She never called, and I'm sure as hell not initiating any contact. That's her duty. I have a date in my back pocket with a cute girl that I was actually supposed to date before I met my now-ex, but I'm just not in the mood to cash it in just yet...plus I don't know how she feels about being second fiddle.

Well, we met twice this week. First night (last night), we went to a bar right next to her apartment that we had been meaning to check out. We got in a heated discussion about our relationship, angrily spewing out all the things we were mad about, but somehow then ended up back at her place and had ferocious sex. In the morning I asked her what our deal was, and she said we were "probably not getting back together". I left, semi-heartbroken again.

Unfortunately, I had promised to be her date tonight to a movie screening of a film she worked on, so I didn't bail, but I wasn't exactly enthusiastic about it. We did our thing, then discussed our situation again in the drive home. This time it got more vicious and we both agreed our relationship was not gonna happen. I'm very sad that it ended up this way, but sometimes you just can't have what you want. Fuck it, I'm gonna cash in on that new date next week and start anew!
 
Well, we met twice this week. First night (last night), we went to a bar right next to her apartment that we had been meaning to check out. We got in a heated discussion about our relationship, angrily spewing out all the things we were mad about, but somehow then ended up back at her place and had ferocious sex. In the morning I asked her what our deal was, and she said we were "probably not getting back together". I left, semi-heartbroken again.

Unfortunately, I had promised to be her date tonight to a movie screening of a film she worked on, so I didn't bail, but I wasn't exactly enthusiastic about it. We did our thing, then discussed our situation again in the drive home. This time it got more vicious and we both agreed our relationship was not gonna happen. I'm very sad that it ended up this way, but sometimes you just can't have what you want. Fuck it, I'm gonna cash in on that new date next week and start anew!

At least you got your dick wet out of it.
 
My allergy is getting very frustrating. I just ended up smashing my fist against the table. I can't breathe properly and I'm really fucking tired so I would like to go to sleep but it's impossible. Plus I cough which is getting annoying.