I do stupid shit like this occasionally. I also don't go to bed until after midnight and my alarm goes off at 5:00...
I've also been mixing alcohol and diet pills (which at a cursory glance are nothing more than glorified caffeine pills) for cheap thrills lately. Two shots of whiskey and a hydroxycut my mom had and never used are a decent buzz. I'm probably going to nuke my liver one day.
Still I feel like two shots and a caffeine pill has to be better than the 12 ounce glasses of 50/50 gin and apple juice or downing a 40 of hurricane in two minutes.
That all sounds really bad but I've actually cut way back on the amount of alcohol I've been consuming lately. Probably why you guys haven't got any drunken retard posts from me lately.