The Whining and Bitching Thread

maybe you need sleeping pills
i got Seroquel

yeah I have trouble sleeping. The night is usually the only time I ever feel really energetic so I want to get the most out of it. I just wish I could go to parties or something instead of sitting around watching TV
 
Im so sick of this bs problem with my neck. It feels tight as fuck and just sitting there it feels like theres a weight trying to push it down.

a few hours ago my arm started tingling, then my back and then the whole side of my face/head went numb.

im freaking out that this shits gonna paralyze me and make me helpless for life and i wont even be able to kill myself
 
Nope. How often do you hear him complain about some random pain or twinge or what the fuck ever and says hes worried that hes gonna die?
 
Two things I could bitch about today.

1) I need to clip my nails and I hate when I don't have any tool around me to do it instantly. I guess it's obsessive but I really hate when my nails get too long (normal people wouldn't even consider that length problematic yet but yeah). Yesterday I was thinking the same, I have to clip my fucking nails the instant I get home but then pub, then visit to friends, then beers at home, and nails grow and grow.

2) So basically the dumbass being me left my phone outside of the cottage on saturday and it was out all night and it got wet af. I really like this phone because it's basically indestructible, the glass may be cracked but holy shit, the Chinese really did some good work with this one. It's gen 4 and they're already selling gen 7 but I basically see no practical difference between them so I'm really satisfied. But it got wet af. The charging didn't work. I would connect the cable and the phone would go fuck you I'm not doing this go away. Well I immediately thought ok the day has come the phone is dead. Can't be without phone so I ordered a new one. But the charging started to work again slowly, maybe the battery was drying out or something but now it's working again and it works perfectly, but I already have a new phone in my bag and I would feel shitty opening it before this longliving beast finally pops but I'm telling you it might be years before it does. This is no paid advertisement but the phone is Xiaomi Note 4. It's communist garbage basically. There you go.

The weird thing with phones today is that so many are being released and often they get worse. But if you'd look for this old phone it would cost more than the new generation. Doesn't make sense. Fucking new phones have 4 cameras so they can blur out the background in your selfie but who needs that shit, really, Ukrainians? Fuck me.
 
Two things I could bitch about today.

1) I need to clip my nails and I hate when I don't have any tool around me to do it instantly. I guess it's obsessive but I really hate when my nails get too long (normal people wouldn't even consider that length problematic yet but yeah). Yesterday I was thinking the same, I have to clip my fucking nails the instant I get home but then pub, then visit to friends, then beers at home, and nails grow and grow.
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here in USA
there are a shit-ton of people who keep nail-clippers on their person 24-7-365
 
Bitchin' time bitches.

I'm out of blakk Marks and Spencer tea and there's no coffee machine at my workplace. It's fucking ridiculous. You can literally get coffee anywhere at this point, but not here. To add to that, this place is located in a fucking shithole neighborhood and there's no cafés in the vicinity. I'm seriously thinking about buying a coffee machine myself and just having it on my table in the office. I bet people would suddenly come to my office and beg me and kneel before the true coffee master that is moi.

Yesterday I was in a Tesco looking for two things. Baking yeast, and sesame seeds. I didn't fucking find those things and had to leave without them. Spent like an hour in that place. If my suffering was quantifiable with blowjobs as the unit I would deserve at least one of those.
 
there was a delay
she didn't actually leave until last night
now she's in love with me and expects me to come to Abilene to go live with her when she gets an apartment
 
Had a mutant hangover today. My hands started tingling on my way to work, I could barely stand up. I tried drinking a lot of mineral water but I threw up afterwards, all of the watery vomit out, as I had no food. I still had no food, but I'm feeling significantly better now, trying some black tea as a remedy. I think I will survive until the end of the work day. Gonna leave at 14:00 though.

Some more lab work to do before going home and resting on a couch.
 
Bitchin' time bitches.

I'm out of blakk Marks and Spencer tea and there's no coffee machine at my workplace. It's fucking ridiculous. You can literally get coffee anywhere at this point, but not here. To add to that, this place is located in a fucking shithole neighborhood and there's no cafés in the vicinity. I'm seriously thinking about buying a coffee machine myself and just having it on my table in the office. I bet people would suddenly come to my office and beg me and kneel before the true coffee master that is moi.

Yesterday I was in a Tesco looking for two things. Baking yeast, and sesame seeds. I didn't fucking find those things and had to leave without them. Spent like an hour in that place. If my suffering was quantifiable with blowjobs as the unit I would deserve at least one of those.

do you not have kettles in the czech republic
 
do you not have kettles in the czech republic

I mean, we do have kettles, but I don't drink coffee from powder, and then I prefer it to be freshly ground, so a kettle alone is not enough imo. I could have a turkish coffee with just a kettle (iow ground beans with hot water poured on top) but that's not very good either, is it. The problem is the espresso machines are expensive as fuck. What we have at home now is an american styled coffee maker that uses the coffee filters and pushes the water through the freshly ground beans that's kind of nice, especially as you can make a lot of coffee in the morning and then continuously reheat it throughout the day. But we don't even have that at work.

Wife suggested making some good amount of coffee at work with this and bring it to work in a thermo flask or whatever you call them in your respective shitholes of the planet.
 
this morning i got some pants i ordered on amazon. cheapest chinese shit ive ever seen. i payed 30 bucks each and one wasnt even the same pair of pants that was advertised. they were supposed to be padded biker jeans but they ended up being the lowest quality generic ripped jeans ever that dont even fit.

the other pair ended up coming in a bag with a picture of a chinese kid on it. didnt look like the pants in the picture and some of the logos were in chinese and others were in really shitty english. looks like the shit the chinese exchange students at my old school wore

im sending them back...one wasnt even the right product and the other im gonna rip and say it came like that
 
the last couple of nights my sleep has just been weird micro-sleep of having a dozen dreams a night but not actually being able to clearly remember any of them
 
my sleep has been weird too...i was up all night the night before last and last night i went to bed at 7 am and woke up at 4 today. im gonna probably be up all night again tonight

the fucking usps is dicking around...i ordered a package from minnesota and next thing i know it gets shipped to san diego, then all the sudden its in norfolk va within 2 days, with no visible stops in between