The Whining and Bitching Thread

[The Ozzman]

Except some people here AREN'T virgins

 

[SentinelSlain]

I've never even kissed a girl.

 

[llamaking]

Why do people go onto internet forums to consult virgins for dating advice?

I'm not looking for advice. This just happens to be the whining and bitching thread so I am whining and bitching. if you dont like it then

Why do you still want to be her friend? I wouldn't. But we're just different people I guess.

Because I have spent the last year of my life with her. its hard to just not have someone who was such a big part of your life for a long period of time to be gone completely from your life


edit: Zeph I'm not a virgin. and whether a person is a virgin or not has nothing to do with how much they know about relationships. maybe someone chose abstinence. or is with a partner who doesnt want sex atm or until marriage? or just never pursued the physical part of a relationship yet. people can have good advice about relationships and be a virgin.

 

[Winter.]

Except some people here AREN'T virgins

This.

 

[Ender Rises]

Except some people here AREN'T virgins

.

 

[mutantllama]

I'm not a virgin to my hand. Does that count?

 

[Winter.]

^

 

[False Joe]

I was going to start dating but I'm in a commited relationship with my right.
I'm cheating with my left.

 

[mutantllama]

So you have to hide your right hand?

you know that would be fucking weird.

"Who the fuck are you"
"I'm his left hand"
"Who are you?"
"His right hand"
JFAD "I'm fucked"

 

[False Joe]

Never know.
Might get all bad porny, and they'll share me.

 

[mutantllama]

Maybe they will combine into one! Oh how that would feel on the penis.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

You're gonna get banned tbh

 

[Satanstoenail]

You're gonna get banned tbh

I hope so. This shit is out of control.

 

[panzerfaust666]

wtf, ML and Jfad

 

[Winter.]

wtf, ML and Jfad

That's what I was thinking, but just ignored it for the time being.

 

[llamaking]

wtf, ML and Jfad

.

 

[False Joe]

I apologise.
Our wank talk was so inappropriate what with the totally on-topic discussions off the past 20 pages.

 

[TheInsane]

I do both my right and my left hand (never at the same time though) and they are both ok with it. This is what all relationships should be like

 

[SentinelSlain]

my zune is full and there's nothing I particularly want to delete and I've got 5CDs I want to put on.

(angry noise)

 

[whiskey funeral]

Right now, I am hating the fact that I am a woman.