The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Cronopio]

Of course newborns are ugly. They just came out of a very strange place without any air in it.

Ew humans. Put them back.

 

[mutantllama]

this is all so fucking stupid :lo:

 

[Eligos]

So this recruiter at the staffing agency I'm contracting through dumped 15 pages of new hire documents on me yesterday, immediately took a long lunch and subsequently went home sick, emailed me late at night saying that she'd call me today, and then called in sick this morning.

She's Bogarting this whole process, and preventing me from starting my new position in a timely manner. Some people's kids.

 

[Cronopio]

You need to fuck her in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around.

 

[SentinelSlain]

You should come in her shoes.

 

[damnromulans]

I got a weird cramp in my oblique while pooping yesterday and it's still there.

 

[The Butt]

My bud told me at 3 he would be online and would tell me whether or not he was available to chill. It is nearly 4 now, and he is not online yet. Fucking annoyed.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

MAN LIFE IS HARD EH?

 

[Matt]

Yeah, sounds like he's got a lot of responsibilities.

 

[Dak]

MAN LIFE IS HARD EH?

I fucking loled.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

We hate your guts Butt, we hate them.

 

[unknown]

MAN LIFE IS HARD EH?

fucking

Gold, Jerry! Gold

 

[The Butt]

faggortz

 

[Cronopio]

I got a weird cramp in my oblique while pooping yesterday and it's still there.

Oh there you are, talking about poop.

 

[Nephilim96]

I'm tired of music disappearing off of Spotify.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Oh there you are, talking about poop.

Ööh, hon e luuugn sa ja, ok?

 

[Cronopio]

Ööh, hon e luuugn sa ja, ok?

Vi snackar BIGGA bajskorvar här va!

 

[SentinelSlain]

OOOOOOH jahnja hooon mikisumpkinis jar hnaraluoouuo pi e yokilioupi urhvar va.

 

[Nephilim96]

Haluan imeä äitisi varpaat ja sitten cum hänen rintansa

 

[-CC-]

Jävla svennar, vad ska jag göra med min fucking skjorta?


P.S: Den som kastade ska få stryk