The Whining and Bitching Thread

[The Ozzman]

The DM for one of my D&D campaigns is having a kid. Guess we won't be playing in 9 months!

 

[Nephilim96]

Not quite. Also iirc there are no penalties to growing peyote here.

Hmm... well then grow the Peyote.

Just grow whatever is the most legal.

 

[The Butt]

Yeah upon further inspection peyote is legal as fuck here. In fact a bud of mine grew it at his college during his horticulture program.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Moving fucking sucks. Plus it's going to be a bitch trying to get my diet back up to par once I get there because I've been eating like absolute shit since this weekend. ..

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm moving in exactly one month. Luckily, my roommate is already living there and gave me a key to move in my shit gradually. The big shit is going to be a bitch.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Tired of the heat in this god forsaken island. There are no "seasons" here, it is all one big ass summer all year long.

Where do you live?

 

[The Butt]

I live in Canada and its 30 Celsius here currently. I want to die. Give me back -20 Celsius weather.

 

[Vimana]

Every fucking time I stop smoking weed it's hard to sleep. I'm really not so keen on starting up again if I have to go through this shit every time I get bored of it and stop. But that's not as bad as the fact that my body is sending me mixed signals because it thinks it's not hungry unless I smoke weed. So I end up feeling brief flashes of hunger, followed by my body telling me to puke because I'm not actually hungry and shouldn't eat.

 

[damnromulans]

I'm moving July 1 to August 1. Gives me a full month to trickle my belongings from my current place to my new place.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

On day 3 of my cycle and I already fucking have acne
It's only on the top side of my head, but it's more than I care to have

 

[Einherjar86]

I'm moving July 1 to August 1. Gives me a full month to trickle my belongings from my current place to my new place.

My wife and I did the same thing, except we gave ourselves three months of overlap. You know when we actually moved? In the last two weeks before our original lease was up. IT WAS HELL.

 

[Vimana]

Fuck looking for jobs in the suburbs within biking-distance of my house. There's barely anything available here.

 

[Satanstoenail]

A fucking cunting shitstain on the underpants of humanity kicked my wagon and left a large dent on the driver's side rear quarter panel last night while I was trying to buy some alcohol from a drive through bottle shop. Him and his fuckwit mate were being refused service by the manager because they were too drunk and had no money, so they got angry and of course the obvious answer to everyone's problems was to damage my car.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Came home from gym last night to find the dog had half eaten one of my wife's brand new boots that I gave her for her birthday 2 days ago. She wore them once. They were also the last pair in her size in the country. Awesome.

 

[Zephyrus]

Wife or dog. Pick one.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Get your animal in line and the dog a treat.

 

[Onder]

Having a dog has to be such a pain in the ass and it smells like shit and you have to feed it and it shits. Wow. It's so fucking stupid.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Having a dog fucking rules except for when he randomly eats things he shouldn't.

 

[-CC-]

I brought my prized 2-liter authentic Stiefelglass (Das Boot if you watched Beerfest) from Switzerland back to America in my suitcase yesterday. I've moved it back and forth plenty of times and know exactly how to package it safely. Or so I thought. I opened my briefcase this morning to find shattered glass everywhere. There's glass dust I nside every cranny of my clothes.What a fucking mess. I picked the wrong day to quit drinking...

 

[Dak]

For all you know the TSA did that. They've ruined a thing or two of mine before.