The Whining and Bitching Thread

[CiG]

I don't think you want that, sonny.

 

[JontRevolting]

Just got an email from Season of Mist saying that the Abbath snow globe is gonna be delayed for a month or so due to some issue with customs clearance...do they think it's got fucking real snow or some shit in it, fucking idiots.
Or well atleast the tax payers dollars are being spent wisely, who knows what threat the Abbath snow globe might pose to national security.

 

[End of Glory]

I did something really, really, really fucking stupid last night. I found a small bottle in the medicine cabinet marked "Toothache Medication". I looked at the label, and it had a pretty urgent looking warning saying "DO NOT SWALLOW", and "If swallowed, contact your local poison control center". I read the ingredients- it was 85% eugenol and 15% sesame oil. I looked up eugenol, and I read on multiple sources that it is psychoactive. I decided to try it. I had one drop, but it was time for dinner. Later, around 2 am, I had a fairly good amount of it. It was pungent, and burned my mouth to the point of being numb. I got a few mild effects from it, and got tired and went to sleep. Now, I am extremely worried. It is hepatoxic (poisonous to the liver), and I am constantly checking my eyes for jaundice. I do some really stupid stuff.

I think I'm fine. My "hand jaundice" was actually something from what I was eating.

I'm still not sure why you have 'Sociopath' instead of 'Autistic Twat'. Would fit so much better.

 

[PrincessHades]

I'm still not sure why you have 'Sociopath' instead of 'Autistic Twat'. Would fit so much better.

No offense, but....

 

[End of Glory]

No offense, but....

...but what?

 

[Omni]

He doesn't act like an autistic person at all. He acts like a spoiled dumb kid who thinks that he's got problems.

 

[End of Glory]

Still closer than sociopath.

 

[no country for old wainds]

ironically, iron wizard's posts give me toothache.

 

[Krow]

Its always worth noting being under the influence of a substance isn't always the best thing in the world, no matter how alluring the thought of 'getting high' can be.



One night drunk I attempted to cut a skin tag off my neck with one of these and slashed a two inch cut into my neck. Woke up with the collar of my shirt and a pillow soaked in blood and my wife trying to take me to the emergency room thinking I tried to kill myself. That happened WHEN I had my wife babysitting me. Don't make your parents find you dead with a can of aerosol in your hand or hanging from your closet naked or some shit.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I'm really fucking over these 60 hour work weeks. Granted it's better than last year when I had 80 hour work weeks (every week. For two years), but fuck, I wish I could bring myself to quit the night job.

Thing is I like the security. I'll never get fired, and I basically get paid to jam out with a mop for four hours a night. If I went home at 6 I'd just be dicking around the house doing nothing relevant, at least I'm making money.

Still sucks when you've had a long day of math and bullshit to drive to another fucking job in a hot ass factory when you really don't even need the money.

Meh.

 

[Dak]

You could always jam out on steam with me minus the mop. I don't pay shit though.

 

[PrincessHades]

I feel like shit. I have a cough, and am extremely tired and cannot fucking think.

 

[no country for old wainds]

those are all side effects of hand jaundice

 

[Funerary_Doom]

My students were off their damn rockers today. The readjustment from the break and getting back to the routine is difficult for them, and they pretty much drove me a little crazy. Also, my prep was taken away because I had to cover a math class (i dont even teach that shit or those students). So we did some worksheet the teacher left; and I doubled checked to make sure the answers/method I was using with them were correct, and they were (thankfully). Than I had an informal observation today. Just a real shit say.

Also, I slept a total of one hour because theres a damn whole in my room and mice were playing tic-tac-toe all damn night, so I was too paranoid to sleep because I didn't want to wake up with that shit on my bed.

Edit: I'm not done complaining.

My old-school aunt told me to put peppermint oil on cotton balls all around the room. So I just spent an hour cleaning and drenching my room in peppermint oil. I gotta get the molding fixed.

 

[CiG]

Still reeling from a debate that I think actually made me less intelligent by the end.

 

[unknown]

Edit: I'm not done complaining.

My old-school aunt told me to put peppermint oil on cotton balls all around the room. So I just spent an hour cleaning and drenching my room in peppermint oil. I gotta get the molding fixed.

At least your room smells good now

 

[Funerary_Doom]

@unknown touche! you make pretty keen observations

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Lol

Edit: FUCK THIS IM NOT DONE COMPLAINING

That is a neat idea though. Since we got the lizard a few crickets have been making themselves at home, maybe it would help.

 

[The Ozzman]

When will they add a "dislike" button along with the "like" one?

I would probably have the most posts 'disliked' so never

 

[Krow]

So i finally went to the doctor today and well... I've got pneumonia. Ive had a fever for 5 straight days. I've violently swung from freezing cold to burning hot to the point I pretty much have to strip down to my boxers. Cant sleep.... Having trouble breathing when laying down. Chest is congested and I'm coughing up yellow/brown blobs of shit that smell like death. I really need to get back to work Wednesday, was hoping for tomorrow but I just dont see it happening as I'm winded walking up my steps.

So yeah, fuck me.