The Whining and Bitching Thread

[PrincessHades]

Yes, I fear for the future of comedy and humour.

Mel Brooks (the creator of the movie Spaceballs) is a fucking genius. Unfortunately, his brand of humor is no longer considered acceptable by society...fuck society.

 

[Satanstoenail]

She immediately burst into tears and ran out of the room.

Girls tend to do that though.

 

[CiG]

Sexist cunt.

Also, I used to love Fry when I was an ultra lefty militant atheist. Now he's insufferable to me, but I still like him as a human. I can respect strong positions.

And when he talks about oversensitivity I love him again.

Muh triggerz.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Spaceballs is awful and Mel Brooks is over fucking rated

 

[Elric of Melniboné]

Spaceballs is awful and Mel Brooks is over fucking rated

You seem very uncool and this is one of your few posts that I've seen.

 

[CiG]

Young Frankenstein!

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

^Scared the hell outta me!

 

[The Butt]

So my dumbass roommate torrented Suicide Squad today on my internet and hours later, I received an email from Bell (my ISP) and Warner Brothers warning me about copyright infringement and threatening legal action if it happens again.

Just what I needed. So I outright told him to stop downloading movies illegally off my internet, and that if I get one more email about it, not only am I changing the password and he isn't getting it (ever. He'll be done), but I'm keeping his share of the internet payment for that month too. I'm not gonna let some idiot risk me being sued for tens of thousands.

 

[Krow]

Pretty sure I'm going insane never having anyone to talk to all day at work. I'm either working by myself all day or working with a crew of people who don't speak English and/or are fucking retards. Things have picked up and I've been stuck on 14-16 hour shifts four times in the last two weeks. This seems like a dumb thing to complain about I'm sure but it's really starting to bother me. I have no decent human interaction outside my wife and family.

My wife is starting a new job at home next week, working for the company I mentioned her mom working for, that makes those goofy 3D viewers. I'm hoping that once she starts to work steadily I can look for another job or even consider some schooling or something.

I'm getting that itch to jump, my entire adult life my lifespan at a job has been about a year and a half before I start to look for a change. I've been here for two years. Literally every job I've ever had I actually left for a better one so I'm hopeful there but this job keeps me so beat into the dirt I can't get motivated for shit. I also know if they find out I'm looking for a new job they'll just flat out fire me, a practice I've seen them do so many times over the last couple years...

Tl;dr I need out of the oilfield. I need away from foreigners. I need some decent human interaction.

 

[tagradh]

I dunno if I'd mind being alone that long. I doubt I would so long as work wasn't eating up my entire life. I went full on hermit for about a month whilst at university (I spent the summers there whilst everyone else fucked off home) and only ever had the briefest of real life conversations with people in shops or the gym. Was kinda cool. Started to feel like a ghost. The days definitely go quicker when you've got people to piss around with.


I'm looking forward to The Olympics being over in the news, which I guess will be about a month after the closing ceremony. The UK press/public has a fucking hard on for cycling and diving and both are total shit. I don't give a fuck about shooting, or gymnastics, or retarded events like triple jump. Or Usain fucking Bolt.

The only sports I've watched anything of are boxing (because boxing), rugby (because) and judo (which I did for quite a while and one of the guys is from my club).

 

[Satanstoenail]

I love working alone. I speak to customers though, so that can break it up a bit if they're worth speaking to.

 

[CF87]

So my dumbass roommate torrented Suicide Squad today on my internet and hours later, I received an email from Bell (my ISP) and Warner Brothers warning me about copyright infringement and threatening legal action if it happens again.

Just what I needed. So I outright told him to stop downloading movies illegally off my internet, and that if I get one more email about it, not only am I changing the password and he isn't getting it (ever. He'll be done), but I'm keeping his share of the internet payment for that month too. I'm not gonna let some idiot risk me being sued for tens of thousands.

Before you know it the FBI is going to be showing up banging on your door. You're going to prison. Bubba is waiting for you!.

 

[The Ozzman]

Before you know it the FBI is going to be showing up banging on your door. You're going to prison. Bubba is waiting for you!.

He's in Canada, dumbass. They don't have jurisdiction..

 

[CF87]

Canadians can suck my nuts.

 

[arg]

I hate work related human interaction. Wish everyone would leave me the fuck alone and let me stare at the computer in peace

 

[The Butt]

Canadians can suck my nuts.

You're probably gonna die of overdose.

 

[Nephilim96]

that's a badass way to die

 

[Nephilim96]

He's in Canada, dumbass. They don't have jurisdiction..

The Canadian SIS, then

 

[The Butt]

that's a badass way to die

Slack-jawed and eyes pointing in two different directions.

 

[CF87]

You're probably gonna die of overdose.

I have not done actual drugs in awile, occasional weed smoking does not count, hopefully you choke on your puke.