The Ozzman
Melted by feels
I will sometimes eat foods that are traditionally eaten with your hands with a knife and fork. It is less messy that way.
In all seriousness I'm pretty isolated and my phone is my only contact with the outside world most of the time.
What do you think internet forums are?
He probably uses forums on his phone. No room for a PC with his germ farm and used tissue mountains.
while speaking with a British accent??I will sometimes eat foods that are traditionally eaten with your hands with a knife and fork. It is less messy that way.
I will sometimes eat foods that are traditionally eaten with your hands with a knife and fork. It is less messy that way.
Yeah, pretty much. People don't cross a crosswalk unless they've got a walk signal, even if there's not a car in sight. They also don't eat with their hands, though this is less true with young people, and Döner Kebabs seem an exception to this. I've gone out for drinks and burgers with professors there a few times, and I was the only animal not eating it with a fork and knife, whereas my friends my age are more often inclined to ditch the utensils with burgers (pizza not so much)--this however didn't stop my friends from being horrified had ribs once. And if you do things out of the ordinary, they're not averse from looking at you and maybe speaking up, even if it's something like using the large heating element on the stove when you're using a small pot and a smaller heating element is free.
Oh yeah, and if you ever go, sit down when you pee, unless of course there's a urinal.
What do you think internet forums are?
He probably uses forums on his phone. No room for a PC with his germ farm and used tissue mountains.
Do you seriously think I am couth enough to use tissues?
His bedroom is more bio-hazardous than an Occupy protest.
Wild and Wonderful West Virginia. Shit like this makes me glad I stopped drinking.