The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Onder]

You're naive, inexperienced and sheltered.

Sounds like he's in for a ride.

EDIT: Honestly though, gay porn, prostitution and cheap drugs is probably the way to go here.

 

[Onder]

What can I whine about today, well, I'm going to the doctor in the afternoon and as I know her she's definitely going to stick her finger up my butt. My butt hurts though so maybe she tells me it's not okay. Endless cycle.

 

[Slammed]

At least if your doctor is female you have a fair idea that it's a finger she's sticking up there!

 

[PrincessHades]

Sounds like he's in for a ride.

EDIT: Honestly though, gay porn, prostitution and cheap drugs is probably the way to go here.

honestly i could be a prostitute

What can I whine about today, well, I'm going to the doctor in the afternoon and as I know her she's definitely going to stick her finger up my butt. My butt hurts though so maybe she tells me it's not okay. Endless cycle.

i wouldnt complain about it

if it isnt related to something in your ass then she probably wont invite herself in

but you never know

 

[Onder]

honestly i could be a prostitute

Absolutely.

 

[CiG]

Anybody can be a prostitute, just depends on how low you're willing to drop your standards, and what kind of clientele you're willing to court.

 

[PrincessHades]

Anybody can be a prostitute, just depends on how low you're willing to drop your standards, and what kind of clientele you're willing to court.

generally male prostitutes dont have much to choose from

im not gonna lie i could do it from time to time

 

[CiG]

Male prostitutes have more to choose from if anything. Women mostly profit from men, whereas men can likely profit from men and women.

 

[PrincessHades]

thats actually a good point

my assumption would be that a male prostitute would work mostly with males because women can get sex for free but im sure there are women who are lonely enough. still i think my clients would end up being 80-90 percent male

 

[CiG]

Plus you have older women who want younger men, white women who want black men (a lot of tourism profits off this desire alone), women who have embarrassing fetishes best unleashed on a sex worker and so on.

I wonder how the lesbian prostitution game compares to the gay male one.

 

[The Butt]

Hades: the even more trailer park equivalent of Bobandy

 

[PrincessHades]

fuck i think im nic sick. i dont really experience much of a pleasnt buzz...it goes from a slightly "different" feeling straight to a pounding pain in my chest and head and a general sick feeling

 

[Onder]

fuck i think im nic sick. i dont really experience much of a pleasnt buzz...it goes from a slightly "different" feeling straight to a pounding pain in my chest and head and a general sick feeling

Enjoy.

 

[PrincessHades]

Enjoy.

lol im fine now

 

[EternalMetal]

I know that feeling. Happened to me whenever I chain smoked 2 cigarettes or when I tried chew and left it in too long. Basically it feels like you have the flu for like 5 or 10 minutes.

 

[mutantllama]

Yeah happens to me when I puff on cigars faster than I should or inhale by accident a few times. Pretty sure I heard somewhere eating some sugar makes it go away.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

.....

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Then act like one; go to bed at regular person hours, and stop huffing shit and drinking piss. Normal adults don't act like even a hundredth of the degenerate you've become.

If I was one of your parents, I'd OD on all your shit so that in my final act of redemption you'd be fucked.

when @HadesRagnazrath sleeps in the daytime when he's huffing shit and the urine fetish are 3 separate problems

the sleeping during the day seems to be a recessive-gene reversed-circadian-rhythm thing
he'll be fine if he can get a job schedule that allows him to go to bed at sunrise

the drug use might get out of hand (unless he gets a job that requires being sober at work)

and the urine fetish isn't really a problem at all

 

[PrincessHades]

I know that feeling. Happened to me whenever I chain smoked 2 cigarettes or when I tried chew and left it in too long. Basically it feels like you have the flu for like 5 or 10 minutes.

i read that as "i love that feeling" lmao. it kind of creeps up on me...i dont have much of a tolerance but i dont really get much of a buzz other than a slight shift in perception after several hits if that makes sense. but it i keep chain vaping over the course of an hour or 2 i just feel like shit...i think it might be because its salt nic and that doesnt absorb as fast. it was 70mg nic which is a decent amount more than juul so i was expecting a really strong buzz but i guess not

 

[Onder]

i read that as "i love that feeling" lmao. it kind of creeps up on me...i dont have much of a tolerance but i dont really get much of a buzz other than a slight shift in perception after several hits if that makes sense. but it i keep chain vaping over the course of an hour or 2 i just feel like shit...i think it might be because its salt nic and that doesnt absorb as fast. it was 70mg nic which is a decent amount more than juul so i was expecting a really strong buzz but i guess not

What the fuck are you even trying to do? To get drunk on nicotine? Nicotine doesn't work like that, it relaxes addicted smokers and maybe keeps them concentrated or something, it won't get you drunk or wasted you el stupido. You gotta drink beers or smoke joints and if you're stupid then take loser drugs or whatever, but what the fuck are you trying to achieve by vaping, you're such a retard, omg.