The Whining and Bitching Thread

[angelic-rage]

i really dont want to watch either the pain olympics or two girls one cup. to me, theyre just not right.

 

[waif]

Well, I mean yeah it's a little weird.

 

[Xorv]

Fact truly is stranger than fiction


Beat that H.G. Wells!

 

[Gold]

after i watched the pain olympics im not afraid to die

as long as my cock is always attached to me

 

[Xorv]

I just watched pain Olympics and 2 girls 1 cup.




Eh.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

The bad part was that one of my best friends allowed the game winning homerun

Well I certainly hope you're no longer friends with that worthless choke artist fag, then.

 

[Matt]

Well I certainly hope you're no longer friends with that worthless choke artist fag, then.

He was 11-1 with a 1.2somethin era. I was surprised. The guy who hit it was 4-4 with 3 homeruns and a triple.

 

[rms]

why didnt you walk him?

 

[waif]

He said it was his previous team, and his friend pitching, so...

 

[mutantllama]

Well I certainly hope you're no longer friends with that worthless choke artist fag, then.

 

[rms]

He said it was his previous team, and his friend pitching, so...

replace 'you' with 'they' then

 

[waif]

In that case, the answer involves homosexuality.

 

[Vimana]

I have to memorize all this fucking music theory stuff in a couple hours. And I can't remember any of it. Also my parents want me to use this time to do fucking English, I can do it after. FUCK.

 

[waif]

Come up with gay acronyms. Makes it easier to remember shit.

 

[False Joe]

Doesn't for me.

People are like "Heres how you remember the animal ranking thingy"

Blahblahblah.

Easier just to remember, KP - Cough - GS.

K-ingdom
P-hylus
C-lass
O-rder
F-amily
G-enus
S-pecies

 

[cookiecutter]

I remember it had something to do with King Philip and spaghetti

 

[mutantllama]

Fuck now I want pasta.

 

[Zephyrus]

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally.

 

[skeptik]

King Philip Came Over For Great Spaghetti (or, alternatively, Group Sex). Ah, fond memories of my Environmental Science merit badge.

 

[cookiecutter]

King Philip Came Over For Great Spaghetti (or, alternatively, Group Sex). Ah, fond memories of my Environmental Science merit badge.

I remember that one