The Whining and Bitching Thread

[MasterOLightning]

Seagram's 7 is so shitty. I bet it's somewhat tolerable when mixed, but with the expense of the mixers over the duration of time you have the bottle, it's better to just spend $5 more and get some whisky that just needs a few ice cubes or a splash of water. Oh well, lesson learned. Other than Forty Creek, Canadian whisky is not very good.

 

[False Joe]

Vihris - Why the fuck are you living with this bird?
I vote cunt punt.
It's the only solution.

 

[The Ozzman]

This exchange is a prime example of why I live by myself

 

[Dak]

Fucking CREEP man. It's getting rediculous. I drive by a few car dealerships going to/coming from work, and the Kia dealership already has signs to come check out the TWO THOUSAND AND TEN models. W T F
Hope Santa is sitting in one, or they come with a free turkey so they can jump that gun to.

 

[The Ozzman]

Oh well, lesson learned. Other than Forty Creek, Canadian whisky is not very good.

Crown Royal, you my pals

 

[SentinelSlain]

I just missed a driving lesson because I totally forgot about it and I was listening to Mercyful Fate at half volume. She waited 20 minutes for me and banged on the door repeatedly.

When I finally did come down, she refused the lesson and made me pay for it in full.

I am so pissed off with myself.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Your mother still does your laundry? Really? Does she pack you a nice lunch with a surprise cookie and a thermos full of your favorite juice too?

@Jage

 

[SentinelSlain]

If she wants me to do it she can say so, not just occasionally not bother when I was relying on her.

I knew you'd just give me all that oh does she still wipe your ass bullshit like dad would but I don't care. If someone did something you relied on every day and then stopped without saying anything I strongly suspect you would be annoyed.

 

[CF87]

Eviscerate her.

Skin her alive!

 

[False Joe]

Eviscerate her.

DESECRATE HER
TEAR HER LIMB FROM LIMB
EVISCERATE HER
CHEW HER TO DEATH

 

[Vimana]

She's Cuban right? Tell her someone from immigration is moving in.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Wat? Where'd you get that?

 

[Vimana]

I thought you said something about her a while back about her being Cuban.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Nope

 

[Einherjar86]

she's a Mormon and refuses to have sex before marriage LOL).

Tell her that anal isn't actually sex, so she can still get to Heaven even if she's a sodomite (I know that's completely wrong, but maybe the bitch will believe it).

Sorry Grant, I know this doesn't really solve your problem. I'm only thinking of your poor masturbating friend.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Plus if it's not really sex it's not really cheating if she does it with you.

 

[cookiecutter]

Wow, v-g that sucks. At my house all the dishes are communal, they are rarely washed, and the dish drying rack is filthy. Yet we all get along very well.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Aren't you all guys? Case in point.

 

[cookiecutter]

I think what has helped out harmony is that we are all about equally lazy, we decided at the beginning to share everything equally and if there are any problems we actually talk about it instead of being passive-aggressive about it.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Plus you are all guys. Guys don't act like that bitch does.