The Whining and Bitching Thread

[SentinelSlain]

If she wants me to do it she can say so, not just occasionally not bother when I was relying on her.

I knew you'd just give me all that oh does she still wipe your ass bullshit like dad would but I don't care. If someone did something you relied on every day and then stopped without saying anything I strongly suspect you would be annoyed.

 

[CF87]

Eviscerate her.

Skin her alive!

 

[False Joe]

Eviscerate her.

DESECRATE HER
TEAR HER LIMB FROM LIMB
EVISCERATE HER
CHEW HER TO DEATH

 

[Vimana]

She's Cuban right? Tell her someone from immigration is moving in.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Wat? Where'd you get that?

 

[Vimana]

I thought you said something about her a while back about her being Cuban.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Nope

 

[Einherjar86]

she's a Mormon and refuses to have sex before marriage LOL).

Tell her that anal isn't actually sex, so she can still get to Heaven even if she's a sodomite (I know that's completely wrong, but maybe the bitch will believe it).

Sorry Grant, I know this doesn't really solve your problem. I'm only thinking of your poor masturbating friend.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Plus if it's not really sex it's not really cheating if she does it with you.

 

[cookiecutter]

Wow, v-g that sucks. At my house all the dishes are communal, they are rarely washed, and the dish drying rack is filthy. Yet we all get along very well.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Aren't you all guys? Case in point.

 

[cookiecutter]

I think what has helped out harmony is that we are all about equally lazy, we decided at the beginning to share everything equally and if there are any problems we actually talk about it instead of being passive-aggressive about it.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Plus you are all guys. Guys don't act like that bitch does.

 

[cookiecutter]

No, but v-g has also said that he has had problems living with guys too

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I doubt they are the same kind of problems...if so, they were probably gay.

 

[False Joe]

I think what has helped out harmony is that we are all about equally lazy, we decided at the beginning to share everything equally and if there are any problems we actually talk about it instead of being passive-aggressive about it.

Plus you are all guys. Guys don't act like that bitch does.

Currently in crappy uni accomodation with 5 people on my side of the floor (It's two bathrooms and a shower, so we never see the other side of the floor). 2 blokes (me included), and 3 girls. Weirdly enough the one I get along with least is the other guy. He doesn't really come out much, tells awful jokes and can turn any conversation to politics. Literally, any. Luckily everyone else also dislikes him The dude also eats 5 meals a day (not a fat motherfucker, just runs alot) and then doesn't clean up after any of them. So basically when we have the communal clean up on a sunday it's 85% his crap everywhere, and the 15% of our stuff on the table (i.e. bottles, cans, and magazines) and the occasional pot.
/rant
But the girls are epic. They all as weird as each other, and me, so we end up getting along. The first couple of weeks everyone kinda was like "" to me because I just acted as I normally do while they kept the whole "i'm normal" front up. Then one finally broke, laughed at all my innuendos, and laughed along with me I saw one, and finally everyone else broke down and all was a tad fucked up. The bulgarian girl we didn't really know for 2 months ended up being the weirdest. She's fucking awesome.

EDIT: WTF that ended up long.
tl;dr

 

[mutantllama]

Wow, now that's the longest thing I've seen JFAD post.

No offense, because people would say the same to me.

 

[False Joe]

Wow, now that's the longest thing I've seen JFAD post.

I don't usually have alot to say/the intelligence to put proper input into those intellectual conversations they end up occasionally having.

 

[mutantllama]

Same for me most of the time.

I've never had a roommate before.

Besides that one time when I had a tent mate in boy scouts.

But that is usually for a short time, and I get along with people in general.

 

[Vimana]

I had a roommate in boarding school and we used to piss eachother off at first because neither of us were really used to having a roommate but we became friends.