The Whining and Bitching Thread

[waif]

For the record, my mom still does my laundry. One of the advantages of living at home. I'm a parasite; I neither cook nor wash. My brother and I (read: me) set and clear the table and do the dishes and also most of the cleaning, but still.

 

[Vimana]

I do the laundry, my dishes, make my own food and all that. It's not that bad and I might as well start early.

 

[mutantllama]

Yeah, my mom does my laundry also. She usually washes some of her clothes.

I do the dishes once in a while, take out the compost, and other little things, or bigger things like stacking wood, or chopping it.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

For the record, my mom still does my laundry. One of the advantages of living at home. I'm a parasite; I neither cook nor wash. My brother and I (read: me) set and clear the table and do the dishes and also most of the cleaning, but still.

Same

 

[False Joe]

My mums a soft touch and does all that bollocks for me.

Went to uni, and did it myself anyway.
But she's willing to do it while I'm back home. So I'm not fussed.

 

[waif]

I can do it myself and will while I'm at college, so I'm not embarrassed to have it done for me. Also, my mom's cooking is awesome and mine blows, so there's that.

 

[Vimana]

I can do it myself and will while I'm at college, so I'm not embarrassed to have it done for me.

I love reading parts of posts out of context.

 

[False Joe]

 

[waif]

That's honestly still pretty vague out of context...

 

[Ross]

im going to seem like a complete fag for complaining about this but anyways.. Me and my roomate were at a bar last night and we started chatting these two girls up and we all had quite a few drinks. We convinced these two girls to come back to our place. Our apartment is bedroom, small living room (that was dirty as fuck), bathroom and kitchen. Anyway we both fucked these girls but me and my roomate did a rock,paper,scissors to see who got the bedroom and who got the kitchen (living room was un-fuckable). HE FUCKING WON AND I HAD TO FUCK ON THE KITCHEN TABLE....cunt.


EDIT: wow english/grammar fail

 

[False Joe]

Srs.
Complete fucking fag moment right thar.
I'd be happy to fuck anything on anything right now.

 

[tagradh]

I live at home currently but I've made my own food/washed my own clothes/blabla since I was 14 or so.

 

[mutantllama]

Srs.
Complete fucking fag moment right thar.
I'd be happy to fuck anything on anything right now.

Yeah really.

Some of you people are to fucking greedy.

 

[Ross]

wrong word tbh


but yes i realise how faggotty it was, but the kitchen was fucking cold

 

[False Joe]

but yes i realise how faggotty it was, but the kitchen was fucking cold

SO'S MY HAND

Well that's a lie.
But you get my point.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Tell her that anal isn't actually sex, so she can still get to Heaven even if she's a sodomite (I know that's completely wrong, but maybe the bitch will believe it).

Sorry Grant, I know this doesn't really solve your problem. I'm only thinking of your poor masturbating friend.

Yeah, I don't know how he can stand being with her, but whatever - his life, not mine.

Wow, v-g that sucks. At my house all the dishes are communal, they are rarely washed, and the dish drying rack is filthy. Yet we all get along very well.

They were originally communal here, but she withdrew the first time I slacked off on the washing. She had a valid reason for complaint there, but she was never really interested in sharing dishes in the first place (not with anyone other than Honey, that is), so it's not like I was going to get a second chance.

I think what has helped out harmony is that we are all about equally lazy, we decided at the beginning to share everything equally and if there are any problems we actually talk about it instead of being passive-aggressive about it.

She's actually a lot better at communicating now than she used to be. There was a time about two or three years ago when I got this giant fucking e-mail from her listing all these minor things from the previous half a year or so that bugged her about me and which I was oblivious to. And that was just from occasionally visiting her old apartment as a guest.

The main thing that annoys me now is just the whole never-ending grudge she has against me, and the pretending like I don't exist except when there's something to bitch about. She's such a cunt...

No, but v-g has also said that he has had problems living with guys too

Like V5 said, those were other issues. I listed them on the last page.

The dude also eats 5 meals a day (not a fat motherfucker, just runs alot) and then doesn't clean up after any of them. So basically when we have the communal clean up on a sunday it's 85% his crap everywhere, and the 15% of our stuff on the table (i.e. bottles, cans, and magazines) and the occasional pot.
/rant

Yeah, that's when you give communal dish washing the finger and tell the fucker to wash his own shit.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I might go into the city and stay at a friends overnight on my Birthday (in a couple of days time) and see if I can't pull some birds at a club.

He still lives with his mother but never mind. She can be asleep or something.

This will involve listening to chav music though, so feel for me.

 

[Vimana]

You're starting to sound like Dave.

 

[tagradh]

I might go into the city and stay at a friends overnight on my Birthday (in a couple of days time) and see if I can't pull some birds at a club.

He still lives with his mother but never mind. She can be asleep or something.

This will involve listening to chav music though, so feel for me.

Which city?

If you can't pull you really suck at life as it's gotta be one of the easiest things ever.

Obviously you should fuck his mother.

What do you mean by chav music?

 

[SentinelSlain]

I don't think this is going to happen somehow.

Oh the city? Your favourite: Kingston upon Hull.