The Whining and Bitching Thread

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I think there was some serious deep shit in there.

 

[black blood]

I got 1 word for y'all bitches..roofies

 

[Zephyrus]

There is no real friendship between a guy and a girl.

I would say that my ex and I are really good friends now.

And ironically, she's becoming good friends with my current girlfriend, to the point that they will be roommates next semester!

 

[mutantllama]

There is no real friendship between a guy and a girl.

I have some female friends, and I'd consider it a real friendship.


And I'm not gay.

 

[The Ozzman]

I would say that my ex and I are really good friends now.

And ironically, she's becoming good friends with my current girlfriend, to the point that they will be roommates next semester!

Threesome or you're gay

 

[Andromidius]

Speaking of female friends...

I'm not being nice anymore. Admittedly the one who's pissed me off isn't my friend, but a friend of a friend. But she's hell bent on being an ignorant bitch towards me, and somehow looking down on me even though I've done fuck all to her.

I try to be nice to her to make her feel more comfortable in the group. I get cold, menacing stares. I try to apologise for something I didn't even do, and I get 'no' in return. I stick up for her whenever the others are insulting her behind her back, and I berate another of my friends for using her as a sex toy and then complaining about it afterwards.

Guess what? No more. No more refering to her as 'tall Emma' (as our friend in common is also called Emma) - she's fat Emma now. No humouring her faux Goth imagery, it's pathetic scene cries for attention. No pretending that her musicial tastes are anything less then alternative pop. And no more words, from now on she's just going to get grunts and dismissive hand gestures.

I'm fucking fed up of stuck up bitches like her. And I'm not afraid to let her know just how little I respect her. I tried to be nice, I tried to be accepting, I tried to help her when everyone else is insulting her weight. But no, she took a disliking to me based purely on how I look. Well fuck you then. If your 'normal' friend can be my friend despite our huge differences, yet you can't, that makes you unbelievably shallow.

Oh, and my male friend isn't interested in anything bar squirting in your face. Stop trying to kiss him, he's got his back turned to you for a reason.

[/rant]

 

[False Joe]

And ironically, she's becoming good friends with my current girlfriend, to the point that they will be roommates next semester!

This guy I knew got a missus, brought her into our group, she became great friends with two of the other girls in it, and now they're living together next year.
She broke up with the guy ages ago

 

[SentinelSlain]

This girl I was actually in (unrequited) love with (at first sight) who left the college ages ago was in the station. We glared at each other and then when I was well past her I glanced back and she was doing the same and we both gave each other huge smiles.

Shit now what.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

CRAIGSLIST IT!

 

[SentinelSlain]

I have her contact details.

I just don't know if I dare, she's already said no to dating me twice in my life.

 

[Vimana]

Third time's the charm.

 

[The Ozzman]

CRAIGSLIST IT!

Missed Connections FTW

 

[cookiecutter]

Always some gems in there

 

[waif]

Guess what? No more. No more refering to her as 'tall Emma' (as our friend in common is also called Emma) - she's fat Emma now. No humouring her faux Goth imagery, it's pathetic scene cries for attention. No pretending that her musicial tastes are anything less then alternative pop. And no more words, from now on she's just going to get grunts and dismissive hand gestures.

She's going to ask why you're being so mean to her. I guarantee it.

 

[Andromidius]

Or she's going to fall in love with me and try to suck my cock. Because being an asshole apperently turns her on.

 

[genocide roach]

i hate spring, with its pollen and sunshine... my eyes are on fire, and im sure i'll get a sunburn any day now...
~gR~

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I feel sorry for anyone allergic to pollen. Spring is without question the greatest season of the year.

 

[The Ozzman]

I feel sorry for anyone allergic to pollen. Spring is without question the greatest season of the year.

You mean Autumn

 

[False Joe]

You mean Autumn

He better.

It's got slightly less warmth than summer, and ace colours.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I thought Americans called Autumn fall?