The Whining and Bitching Thread

I'm not taking Latin this semester, actually. Taking three history courses, more ancient Greek, Classical Political Science and Formal Logic.
 
I just missed the opportunity to fuck a really horny girl who's been fondling my hair all night long, just because a friend of mine said that we should get a hotdog, and with my drunk logic I thought that it sounded good, as I was hungry. Now I'm at home and will have to jerk off to Ava Devine or something instead.
I mean she was really horny, like "accidently" touched my elbow with her breasts and all. So frustrating now.
 
Indeed. I feel very emo right now though, she probably has wonderful animalistic sex right now with someone who's hotter than me. I want to cry. She wasn't very hot, but those are the girls that are the horniest ones.
 
haha, I have experiences like that, except I can't read body language and it seems that whenever I'm talking to a girl, my friend says she likes me because she 'plays with her hair' or whatever.

It's extremely confusing
 
Unreadable signals are for cunts. Which they have. Fuck. Life is hard. Like my penis.

ANYWAY.

Women are confusing. Some girl came to our flat, mate of one of the flatmates. She left and one girl was like "I HATE HER", "I know you do" said friend of "some girl" flatmate.
They hadn't said a single word in relation to this. And hadn't left the room together.
I asked.
They said these exact words:
"We had an eye conversation".

WTF.
 
Indeed. I feel very emo right now though, she probably has wonderful animalistic sex right now with someone who's hotter than me. I want to cry. She wasn't very hot, but those are the girls that are the horniest ones.

If she was so horny why the fuck did she just play with your hair all night ?

god I'd like to meet a horny chick like that
 
graze her thigh or ass with your boner (still in your pants) then wink at her. if she smiles, it's on.