The Whining and Bitching Thread

[diddykoi6]

i think ozzmans awesome. girls are cockbags. this girl giving me all the signs that she liked me ask her out. she likes me as a friend.suck dick and die afro bollocks.

 

[Ross]

afro bollocks?

Wtf, you living a black neighbourhood from the 70's?

 

[diddykoi6]

I have this really cool strategy with chicks. It's called not bothering.

lol win

and i lol'd at ross

ok to make it clear the girl i asked out wasnt black.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I'll take Mike out, and I guarantee i'd get him some lovin' (Not from me though, well maybe......)

 

[Eligos]

My "strategy" changes every time, with varying degrees of lewdness and innocence, and none have worked yet, which leads me to believe one thing: women are individuals and like different things. There are no rules.

 

[arg]

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[diddykoi6]

My "strategy" changes every time, with varying degrees of lewdness and innocence, and none have worked yet, which leads me to believe one thing: women are individuals and like different things. There are no rules.

win 2.0

 

[SentinelSlain]

We had a big family get together recently. Anyway, we were at this place having a meal. All the old legends like grandma were there plus my big sister and her daughters, anyway I'd had a bit to drink and I'd kind of forgotten the norms of the occasion. There was a very very attractive redhead waitress who asked us what time it was (we were seated outdoors), anyway I slipped and said table time.

 

[King Richard]

I guess some people like playing games

Rick: If you can convey the point without being an asshole, do it.

Go re-read what I said.

We had a big family get together recently. Anyway, we were at this place having a meal. All the old legends like grandma were there plus my big sister and her daughters, anyway I'd had a bit to drink and I'd kind of forgotten the norms of the occasion. There was a very very attractive redhead waitress who asked us what time it was (we were seated outdoors), anyway I slipped and said table time.

smooooooooooth

 

[The Butt]

I didn't go looking for a girl, I just got lucky had an awesome one sort of fall in my lap.

Same here tbh. I had one girl at school admit to liking me before the summer began... she kept dropping hints that she liked me... asked me out three times, haha. I never paid heed because I was admittedly being a fucking idiot and was too busy fruitlessly chasing after someone else.

We've been going out for two weeks now. Best decision I've made.

 

[Ben_t]

We've been going out for two weeks now. Best decision I've made.

wtf? Are you really saying that your girlfriend has been putting pink sparly shit on your nails...and you've only been together for 2 weeks. Good start man!

 

[SentinelSlain]

I feel like I kind of suck at music because some webcam girl got me into some artist.

 

[Zephyrus]

I feel bad for you guys. I've never done any of this. What's worked for me is long-term friendship becoming long-term something else.

 

[Eligos]

That's never worked for me. Close friendships tend to stay what they are.

But it may happen sometime. I just don't expect it to.

 

[Zephyrus]

According to my girlfriend, the underlying friendship is the key to sustaining the greater relationship. Then again I'm much more for that rather than the one-night stands all you people seem to prize.

 

[genocide roach]

My "strategy" changes every time, with varying degrees of lewdness and innocence, and none have worked yet, which leads me to believe one thing: women are individuals and like different things. There are no rules.

perhaps not being awkward would help
~gR~

 

[Ross]

I agree that all women are different and its retarded to have a 'strategy'.

The one thing i have going for me is i can make women laugh.
I have found that if you have that it helps towards getting women.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

My "strategy" changes every time, with varying degrees of lewdness and innocence, and none have worked yet, which leads me to believe one thing: women are individuals

Stupidest thing I've ever heard

The one thing i have going for me is i can make women laugh.
I have found that if you have that it helps towards getting women.

It depends on whether they're laughing at you or with you, actually.

 

[Ross]

It depends on whether they're laughing at you or with you, actually.

 

[Vimana]

I don't have a strategy. Emo chicks that want to give their entire existence to me keep flocking to me. FUCK OFF.