The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Draehl]

I only really have a problem with the underside of the jaw and neck hair since skin can rub where skin touches if you turn your head or look down, etc. I shave the underside of the jaw and neck every few days to stop the itching, but let the facial hair stick around since it doesn't itch anything. Nobody likes neckbeards anyway, right?

 

[st3333phani3333]

Dude, I love all facial hair on men. My Government teacher has this huge beard and it goes down into his neck and let me tell you what, I think it is one of the hottest things, ever. Beards, burns, and everything in between. You guys are silly for shaving.

 

[Vimana]

My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so by the time I grow anything more than my wimpy stache and patchy nothingness, I won't be able to enjoy it.

 

[st3333phani3333]

Awe, that sucks. I think facial hair is one of the best things on a guy. The guy I have been talking to, he is a total hairy, hairy man. Like, mountain man type. So awesome.

 

[Dak]

Women by and large in America and Europe seem to prefer the pre-pubescent looking men.

 

[Chanakya]

You're a Swede are you not? Be grateful you're not as hairy as your great grandparents, knitting sweaters and shit out of body hair. Now this whole young generation of sleek slender hairless swedey-boy bullshit has got to end. It's time to go get fucking huge again, get massive and hairy and start carrying melee weapons to and from wherever you go. The past beckons, and only a few can answer that call (call of being a fucking MAN that is), so get to it; grow that fucking beard and rub ice on it to keep it from itching - better yet, let it itch and then go into a rage. There are no Egill Skallagrímsson's in existence now, so take advantage of it and accrue as much property through the defeat of your enemies and sheer testosterone fueled hair driven rages.

Take a train and pillage the shores of the U.K. for fucks sake.

We'd like to see them trve vikings as well, except that Sevag quite clearly isn't a Swede

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I never pay attentioned in English

Apparently not.

 

[Vimana]

I was going to say "you can't inflect nouns like verbs for tense" but I decided not to. Well, not really since I just said it.

 

[st3333phani3333]

Well, sorry for not using perfect grammar. Or correct grammar. It happens. I actually never paid attention in any class. I always kind of knew what I was doing. Nothing was ever too hard.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

You are a strange person.

 

[st3333phani3333]

Yeah, I already knew that.

 

[damnromulans]

Women by and large in America and Europe seem to prefer the pre-pubescent looking men.

What are you talking about? Have you seen our idols? Last time I checked Brad Pitt and Jude Law were well beyond puberty. I think you mean "East Asia" when you say "America and Europe."

st333333333phani333333333 you love mountain men eh? What about butt cheek hair? Do you like a furry pair of cheeks where you can grab on to the hair and pull? Extra sensitive if it's on the tightest part of the skin.

 

[st3333phani3333]

What are you talking about? Have you seen our idols? Last time I checked Brad Pitt and Jude Law were well beyond puberty. I think you mean "East Asia" when you say "America and Europe."

st333333333phani333333333 you love mountain men eh? What about butt cheek hair? Do you like a furry pair of cheeks where you can grab on to the hair and pull? Extra sensitive if it's on the tightest part of the skin.

I do love moutain men. All hairy and manly looking. Oh, yeah. Guilty as charged my friend. No butt cheek hair, no thanks. I like facial hair, not buddox hair. I like a nice furry face, not a furry butt. I could careless if a man has a hairy butt. I like to rub a nice, rough, hairy face not the face you sit on.

 

[Caecius]

I have a furry face and furry butt.

But a positive and a negative equals a negative.

 

[The Ozzman]

I do love moutain men. All hairy and manly looking. Oh, yeah. Guilty as charged my friend. No butt cheek hair, no thanks. I like facial hair, not buddox hair. I like a nice furry face, not a furry butt. I could careless if a man has a hairy butt. I like to rub a nice, rough, hairy face not the face you sit on.

Okay, why do you care if some dude has a hairy ass? Do you give rimjobs on a regular basis or something?

 

[st3333phani3333]

I mean, guys have what they have. If it is furry or not. I just prefer rubbing a furry face and not a furry butt. Now, if the furry butt was covered then I probably wouldn't mind rubbing it. But, I am not into butts at all so I don't really even care.

And to The Ozzman, I do not care. I could careless. Krampus asked me if I liked butt cheek hair and I was simply explaining that I do not like butt hair. I dig the facial hair. Dang.

 

[damnromulans]

I can't stop laughing at the whole discussion of rubbing a furry butt as "the face you sit on." If your ass resembles a face it's time to see a cosmetic surgeon. Butts are ok as long as they're not too round. Not a fan of men with curvy legs and butts.

I'm actually cultivating an Oriental Wiseman beard from the hair that grows around my starfish but my cheeks are smooth.

 

[Vimana]

....Starfish? :zombie:

 

[st3333phani3333]

Well, it is a face you sit on and some people have faces that do look like butts. I know I am not your so called "beauty", but whatever. I shouldn't really be making fun of anyone's face anyways. So, done and done with that. I am not a fan of a man's butt anyways. I could careless. There are more important things than a butt. Well, that is nice to know, I guess.

 

[Vimana]

You remind me of childrengrinder.