The Whining and Bitching Thread

The price of band hoodies is outrageous. I want a sweet looking Megadeth hoodie, but the cheapest price I can find is 45 dollars. Ridiculous.

The scarcity of long sleeve band shirts is also unbelievable.
 
So my fat, knocked up, troglodyte cunt supervisor at worked pulled me aside today to discuss my "lack of productivity" at my job. This bitch has never done my job, and before getting to promoted to lower management last year, has never even managed anyone, yet she had the nerve to tell me that even if I don't like certain tasks I should put forth the required amount of effort and stop fucking around. She warned me that if I didn't become more productive at this particular task, I could get fired. Well, you Twinkie chugging whore, did it ever occur to you that I'm not very good at that particular job? I've been with this company for 5 fucking years, and I haven't gotten any better, so WHY THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU KEEP SCHEDULING ME TO DO SOMETHING I SUCK AT WHEN I COULD BE DOING A JOB I EXCEL AT?!?!? I told her what I was good at, and if she would just start assigning me to do that job, that my "lack or productivity" would go away. Amazingly, she tried my idea, and I fucking dominated. Despite finally getting my way, I'm still pretty sore about the situation.
 
She sounds like a great lady.

Why are the annoying micromanaging supervisor types always super fat? That was always the case at Target too when I worked there.
 
Or wait until after the first delivery attempt and then sign the back of the slip they leave on the door.
 
After 10 years listening to Metal music I haven't been in a Festival or concert even once! that sucks so bad

Well, the Eastern European former Soviet republics, India, and Turkey are (relatively) close to Iran, so I would suggest saving up for some plane tickets. I know that Turkey, India, Belarus, and Ukraine all have metal shows on a fairly regular basis. Of course, you may be poor, so in that case, how about all of us UMGMDfags start a fundraiser for this oppressed metalhead?
 
I'd prefer the "Get JAGE and Derek laid" fund, wherein we find nice girls in their respective areas and pay said girls to seduce them and sleep with them. The Derek part is out of genuine compassion, he's a nice guy who really badly needs to get laid. With JAGE it's a question of not wanting to read the posts.