The Whining and Bitching Thread

[The Ozzman]

If I don't leave my apartment, I usually don't shower unless I was out late the night before.

 

[stephahnie]

I shower in the evening. I can't shower in the morning. It takes like an hour and a half to do my hair.

 

[WCannibal]

I shower only on Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays.

 

[sevag00]

I usually take a shower if i have places to go, otherwise i don't, if i'm at home all day. But in the summer, i take a shower everyday even if i'm staying at home.

 

[ASD]

I shower right before I go to bed, and feel gross if I don't. The way I see it is that if you don't, then all the shit your body's accumulated over the day gets all over your bed and makes you perpetually dirty.

Or something like that.

 

[Eligos]

I shower only on Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays.

You must smell like foul earwax on Saturday nights.

I shower in the morning, as I am a morning person.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I have the motivation but not the ability. If I got up earlier I would probably earn more money (and have time to shower, all though I probably still wouldn't because of being relatively clean from the previous night's shower, but I digress). Seriously, I've been fired from jobs before because of not being able to get up early enough. Some people are morning people and some are the complete opposite, like myself. My father is the same, so I figure there are some genetic factors at work here. I've tried to train myself to go to bed earlier and I just lie there until after midnight. I have to get up mega early (like 5am) for work meetings every week and it kills me. I end up staying up later than I would normally because I know I have to get up.

Basically, if you're a 'morning person' then fuck you.

I'm not a morning person but I don't consider getting up early to be completely out of my control, just difficult. A couple weeks ago I got up around 5 AM for three days straight during the week, but over the weekend I started staying up late again and had reverted back to my usual 7 AM to 7:20 AM waking by the following Monday. Granted I have to be REALLY tired in order to get to bed early, but it seems entirely possible to me that if I were to discipline myself for a while and not go to bed whenever the fuck I feel like it I could adjust to an earlier sleep cycle.

I shower right before I go to bed, and feel gross if I don't. The way I see it is that if you don't, then all the shit your body's accumulated over the day gets all over your bed and makes you perpetually dirty.

Or something like that.

That's the point of showering in the morning.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'm not a morning person but I don't consider getting up early to be completely out of my control, just difficult. A couple weeks ago I got up around 5 AM for three days straight during the week, but over the weekend I started staying up late again and had reverted back to my usual 7 AM to 7:20 AM waking by the following Monday. Granted I have to be REALLY tired in order to get to bed early, but it seems entirely possible to me that if I were to discipline myself for a while and not go to bed whenever the fuck I feel like it I could adjust to an earlier sleep cycle.

I haz no disciplinz.

That's the point of showering in the morning.

If I worked in an office environment I'd probably shower before work as well as after exercise in the afternoon.

 

[optionthree]

I usually shower after I get up, once I've eaten. At school I usually shower before eating because I have to go down to the cafeteria to eat, but sometimes I'll eat first and just try to stay away from people.

This exactly. I NEVER go a day without showering though unless I'm at home (i.e. with my parents, not in uni dorms) and will not be leaving the house for any reason, and even then I usually shower. The only thing worse than the feeling of greasy hair and skin is other people seeing you like that.

 

[The Butt]

I agree. I fucking hate the feeling, and I hate lying in bed with that feeling.

Also hot water tank has been fixed, I get hot showers again, fuck yeah.

 

[damnromulans]

Lets talk about when we shower

I have a rule where I can't shower unless I've just exercised. This means I exercise at least 6 times a week which is good for me. Plus it's so cold (uninsulated, no heat except a crappy space heater and an electric carpet) in my apartment that I pretty much can't handle being naked and running to the bathroom to shower unless I am already sweaty.

9/10 times I exercise after work, so I generally shower around 6-7 pm, sometimes much later. I don't feel grody at all. I haven't had a pimple in months and months so I feel this is a system that works perfectly for me.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Anyone notice how the smell of a lot of foods you eat gets stuck in your hair (incl. facial hair) afterward, no matter how neatly you eat? It's fucking gross. I notice it a lot after eating pizza, a nasty cheese smell all over me.

 

[The Butt]

I notice that the smell starts to seep into my clothes and skin too, tbh.

I've came home some nights smelling like fucking Burger King/some other random fast food joint and it's gross.

 

[damnromulans]

I don't really notice that unless it's onions or garlic.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Onions are definitely the worst. Sometimes I can still smell them on me the next day, even after a shower.

@Butt I have a hard time buying the skin bit, seems like any smell that lingers on your skin can be attributable to absorption by hair or body oil.

 

[unknown]

I can usually smell it on my hands. if you're smelling it in your beard and hair, you're a messy eater.

 

[The Butt]

I dunno guys, the fast food restaurants here fucking STINK. I get home after a day of hanging with the friends/girlfriend, after going to one or two fast food places and I can smell it on my fucking shoulders and shit.

 

[unknown]

if you're going to more than one fast food place in one day (for multiple meals I'm assuming), I smell a bigger issue

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

Anyone notice how the smell of a lot of foods you eat gets stuck in your hair (incl. facial hair) afterward, no matter how neatly you eat? It's fucking gross. I notice it a lot after eating pizza, a nasty cheese smell all over me.

I purposefully wait to shower until AFTER I've eaten pizza for this reason alone.

 

[Hell Patrol]

if you're going to more than one fast food place in one day (for multiple meals I'm assuming), I smell a bigger issue

Alternatively a bigger issue would be going to multiple fast food places for a single meal.