The Whining and Bitching Thread

old man eligos and his Victrola

You listen here young man, and you listen good, because I'm only gonna tell your sorry ass once. I fought for twelve years in Nam and I don't need to hear your ungrateful little bits of smartassery. I come home and you and your hooligan friends listening to the growlie rock on your little wimpy ass boom-boxer stereomajig in your god damn pigtails on the trampeline and I swear to bejesus, you will pray to the lord that I shot off your other foot too.
 
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