The Whining and Bitching Thread

[voilenoir]

Id like to bitch about fedex.... they have been over nighting my contact lenses for 4 fucking days now. Nothing but bullshit... they are just fucking chillin in Oakland. This is so annoying.

 

[The Ozzman]

Fedex fucking sucks, but USPS is one of the worst companies in fucking existence.

 

[voilenoir]

Id rather deal with any other shipping co.

 

[Cronopio]

I'd

 

[Onder]

I still haven‘t cleaned the dried up vomit from my school bag. I threw up on it like, what, two years ago? I remember I just used some leaves to stir it off after I got out of the bus where it happened. My head was a mess, seriously, there was insect in my head.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm surprised your womanlady hasn't forced you to clean up your act sooner.

 

[The Emptier]

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I still haven‘t cleaned the dried up vomit from my school bag. I threw up on it like, what, two years ago? I remember I just used some leaves to stir it off after I got out of the bus where it happened. My head was a mess, seriously, there was insect in my head.

Fucking pukepack

 

[Mort Divine]

Motherfucking goddamnit

FUCK

The goddamn starter on my car went, fucking bullshit. Going to cost me probably all the money I got on my birthday to fix D;

 

[SentinelSlain]

Can't you get one from a scrap yard or ebay and install it yourself?

 

[Mort Divine]

Might be able to actually, though the guy we know who works on cars thinks the root of my starter problem has something to do with my oil leak causing a lot of oil to get on the thing which was causing it to get hot or something ... idk

Either way I've got more than just that as my car problems

 

[The Emptier]

Cars are for people.

 

[Cronopio]

Metal boxes filled with putrid meat.

 

[King Richard]

Yeah well, if you don't take care of them they'll bend you over and fuck you hard.

 

[The Ozzman]

That's what she said

 

[King Richard]

Right...

So I was talking to krampus on Facebook Monday night and mentioned my throat was a little sore. I wake up Tuesday morning sicker than a dog; cold sweats, dizziness, couldn't hard speak, etc. I called into work and told my boss I wasn't coming in. He made the smartass comment that I may be pregnant. So after hanging up on him I go and ready my hangover cure to see if it will work for this sickness; chug a hot toddy and wrap myself in a shit load of blankets and sweat it out. I wake up 6 hours later feeling like a million bucks, but my throat has been sore ever since. wtfffffffff

 

[The Ozzman]

You have AIDS

 

[damnromulans]

I want to roll around in those sweaty blankets after you've been sweating in them

 

[King Richard]

yous a dirty bitch, i rike

 

[unknown]

You have AIDS

not HIV but full blown AIDS