The Women of Metal

[Sacramentum]

Hail to them! Out of curiosity, how many females are on this board? Pics?

 

[halwaya]

and are you going to pick one of them?
or are you going to hail all of them?

 

[manuelgv]

Nope not many
Don't be horny

 

[Cythraul]

and are you going to pick one of them?
or are you going to hail all of them?

Who cares, let's see some titties.

 

[MotherNorth]

Give us your pic firstly

 

[manuelgv]

And money

 

[BasilisK]

Yea, you didn't read the disclaimer. You want pictures of metal chicks? $75 a shot.

 

[manuelgv]

And if you wank it's $80

 

[Tye]

Who cares, let's see some titties.

Awoman has more to offer than breasts. Imagine if women were requesting photos of men - "Show me your testicles" "who has the biggest penis in here?"

 

[manuelgv]

I have the biggest penis
and yes they have more to offer,they have asses and tits

 

[Tye]

What about legs?

 

[BasilisK]

And if you wank it's $80

Don't forget the $50 disposal fee. I ain't cleanin that shit up.

 

[BasilisK]

Face = more important than anything else physically.

 

[Tye]

I thought personality would be important above all else?

Manuel I didn't know that 'wank' was used over there. I thought it was just a British and Irish word!

 

[BasilisK]

That's why I added "physically" at the end.

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

These n00b threads rule.

Not.

 

[Opus(sy)2]

I have the biggest penis
and yes they have more to offer,they have asses and tits

 

[halwaya]

I have the biggest penis
and yes they have more to offer,they have asses and tits

eh.. how you know you have the biggest? :>
have you compared?

... eh.. well.. you don't have to reply..

 

[MotherNorth]

Maybe its penis in 1 m long, he needs a trolley to put it into when he goes for a walk. Having not seen anyone around with the penis on a trolley he understood he has the biggest penis in the world....

 

[tooled]

Maybe its penis in 1 m long, he needs a trolley to put it into when he goes for a walk. Having not seen anyone around with the penis on a trolley he understood he has the biggest penis in the world....

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