Master_Yoda77
Juggalo
Dio - Lock Up the Wolves 6.5/10
This is perfectly fine. It's got a lot of Manowar going on in it and that main riff is fucking awesome.
Summoning - Rotting Horse on Deadly Ground 7/10
What a great fucking band. Silenius sounds like a fucking madman on this song and the layers are just wonderful. Dat melody is great too.
Slauter Xstroyes - Winter Kill 8.5/10
Chicago classic! I've seen these goofy fucks live too. Great fucking song. It's so damn goofy but awesome.
Virgin Steele - The Raven Song 7.5/10
I've actually never heard the first part of the Marriage of Heaven and Hell so this is pretty fresh. David's the fucking man and this has everything that makes Virgin Steele that awesome.
Helloween - Eagle Fly Free 6/10
Not sure if this album was actually recorded so thin or if it's just a shitty upload but I've heard better sound albums recorded with a fucking rockband microphone and audacity. The music is fine but for whatever reason I cannot get into Helloween.
Forest of Harambe - I am the Harambe 10/10
Harambe died for this. But seriously, this is actually impressive sounding. It sounds like it was recorded in some junkie's unfinished basement in some bullshit town in Norway. This is more kvlt sounding than Fullmoon. I love this.
King's Ransom - Caged Animals 7/10
What the fuck is this? Crazy obscure shit from Texas? I'm interested. Weird sounding and those fucking animal sounds are hilarious sounding, but I dig it.
Bathory - The Stallion 8/10
Fucking legendary band. Blood on the Ice never gets enough spins from me compared to Hammerheart, Under the Sign, or The Return but it's a damn fine album. You can hear Quorthon's vocals improving which helps but it loses some of the charm in the process.
Skepticism - The Gallant Crow 6/10
I'm a sucker for super huge keys in my music but I've never really been into Skepticism. This is cool though, might have to check this one out.
Exodus - Piranha 4/10
Exodus are definitely one of the worst thrash bands of the big names. Big fucking meh here.
Gaza - Mostly Hair and Bones Now 3/10
This is some of that real lame angry man/tough guy shit. Hatebreed, Lamb of God, etc. At least it's short.
The Obsessed - Sodden Jackal 9/10
It's pretty hard to believe that something this heavy was probably written in the 70s. Brilliant riffs, a nasty ass solo, and some of The Obsessed's darkest lyrics. Love it.
Obliteration - Goat Skull Crown 6.5/10
I'm still pretty disinterested in death metal these days but this is pretty damn solid stuff. I especially like when it slows down. More of that.
Destroyer 666 - Unchain the Wolves 8/10
I don't get the hate here. D666 is fucking legendary and Keith's onstage and offstage antics are fucking hilarious. There's a few better tracks on this album (Genesis to Genocide is particularly amazing) but this is a good one. Not much more to say. Fucking Unchain the Wolves!
This is perfectly fine. It's got a lot of Manowar going on in it and that main riff is fucking awesome.
Summoning - Rotting Horse on Deadly Ground 7/10
What a great fucking band. Silenius sounds like a fucking madman on this song and the layers are just wonderful. Dat melody is great too.
Slauter Xstroyes - Winter Kill 8.5/10
Chicago classic! I've seen these goofy fucks live too. Great fucking song. It's so damn goofy but awesome.
Virgin Steele - The Raven Song 7.5/10
I've actually never heard the first part of the Marriage of Heaven and Hell so this is pretty fresh. David's the fucking man and this has everything that makes Virgin Steele that awesome.
Helloween - Eagle Fly Free 6/10
Not sure if this album was actually recorded so thin or if it's just a shitty upload but I've heard better sound albums recorded with a fucking rockband microphone and audacity. The music is fine but for whatever reason I cannot get into Helloween.
Forest of Harambe - I am the Harambe 10/10
Harambe died for this. But seriously, this is actually impressive sounding. It sounds like it was recorded in some junkie's unfinished basement in some bullshit town in Norway. This is more kvlt sounding than Fullmoon. I love this.
King's Ransom - Caged Animals 7/10
What the fuck is this? Crazy obscure shit from Texas? I'm interested. Weird sounding and those fucking animal sounds are hilarious sounding, but I dig it.
Bathory - The Stallion 8/10
Fucking legendary band. Blood on the Ice never gets enough spins from me compared to Hammerheart, Under the Sign, or The Return but it's a damn fine album. You can hear Quorthon's vocals improving which helps but it loses some of the charm in the process.
Skepticism - The Gallant Crow 6/10
I'm a sucker for super huge keys in my music but I've never really been into Skepticism. This is cool though, might have to check this one out.
Exodus - Piranha 4/10
Exodus are definitely one of the worst thrash bands of the big names. Big fucking meh here.
Gaza - Mostly Hair and Bones Now 3/10
This is some of that real lame angry man/tough guy shit. Hatebreed, Lamb of God, etc. At least it's short.
The Obsessed - Sodden Jackal 9/10
It's pretty hard to believe that something this heavy was probably written in the 70s. Brilliant riffs, a nasty ass solo, and some of The Obsessed's darkest lyrics. Love it.
Obliteration - Goat Skull Crown 6.5/10
I'm still pretty disinterested in death metal these days but this is pretty damn solid stuff. I especially like when it slows down. More of that.
Destroyer 666 - Unchain the Wolves 8/10
I don't get the hate here. D666 is fucking legendary and Keith's onstage and offstage antics are fucking hilarious. There's a few better tracks on this album (Genesis to Genocide is particularly amazing) but this is a good one. Not much more to say. Fucking Unchain the Wolves!