Themed Mixtape Game

[Talos of Atmora]

@Elric of Melniboné Because we're impatient.

 

[Elric of Melniboné]

 

[arg]

Dio - Lock Up the Wolves - 4
great voice, boring song, some riffs were cool

Summoning - The Rotten Horse on the Deadly Ground - 1
ear-grating vocals over cheesy ass "majestic" instruments is a shitty combination

Slauter Xstroyes - Winter Kill - 3
ho hum

Virgin Steele - The Raven Song - 5
not bad

Helloween - Eagle Fly Free - 5
alright

Forest of Harambe - I Am Harambe (0:00-4:48 of this video ONLY) - 1
this dishonors harambe's memory. he was a massive fucking gorilla not some pedo creep in a forest

King's Ransom - Caged Animals - 2
wow fucking stupid sounding wanted to smack him to shut the fuck up

Bathory - The Stallion - 4
not jumping out of my seat

Skepticism - The Gallant Crow - 2
waited a few minutes for something to happen then gave up

Exodus - Piranha - 8
finally something that made me nod my head a bit

Gaza - Mostly Hair and Bones Now - 3
needs a cock in his mouth

The Obsessed - Sodden Jackal - 3
makes my dick limp

Obliteration - Goat Skull Crown - 9
good...not a 9 on my death metal scale but a 9 on this godawful playlist

Destroyer 666 - Unchain the Wolves - 10
if the humans turn into wolves then the song is about animals fucking dumbasses

 

[Master_Yoda77]

"if the humans turn into wolves then the song is about animals fucking dumbasses"

YEAH GUYZ!

BTW Arg, are you going to go ahead and get rid of the lowest and highest ratings for each song? Might be interesting to see a side-by-side comparison just to see how they alter the ratings.

 

[EspaDa]

How much time do we have left? I'd perhaps have it rated by Wednesday or Thursday.

 

[no country for old wainds]

wednesday or thursday of easter week 2019 AM I RIGHT GUYS A LIL ESPADA JOKE THERE

 

[Talos of Atmora]

You know how long those Polish weddings last.

 

[Elric of Melniboné]

The problem with the Deströyer 666 song is that the werewolves are obviously a metaphor and not literal. Kind of like how "Lone Wolf Winter" is not about literal wolves.

 

[The Ozzman]

H.P. and Talos prove this game is in crowd as fuck

 

[Talos of Atmora]

H.P. and Talos prove this game is in crowd as fuck

How so?

 

[The Ozzman]

>Going to talk about a pick you had
>Talk about how the pick is badass
>Some other post about said pick
>Some other circle jerk post about said shitty pick
>etc

 

[Elric of Melniboné]

>Going to talk about a pick you had
>Talk about how the pick is badass
>Some other post about said pick
>Some other circle jerk post about said shitty pick
>etc

That's actually just the normal discussion that happens when you enjoy good music and meet another person who also likes the same good music. Now that I think about it, I can see why this would be foreign to you.

 

[The Ozzman]

That's actually just the normal discussion that happens when you enjoy good music and meet another person who also likes the same good music. Now that I think about it, I can see why this would be foreign to you.

I like good music, you're just too dense to realize it. Not my fault you don't like to have fun.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

@Elric of Melniboné No! You have to be a cynical douche about everything and anything possible.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

I'm not even playing, and I don't care about any supposed in or out crowd, I just like what I like, and dislike what I dislike. Don't give a shit.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

The problem with the Deströyer 666 song is that the werewolves are obviously a metaphor and not literal. Kind of like how "Lone Wolf Winter" is not about literal wolves.

It's doubly off-topic. Werewolves aren't animals, they're beasts and we've already had that as a theme in the non-metal game which shows there is an obvious delineation between the two. Further, D666 is referring to the Nazi werwolves, a group of insurgents during WW2.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

@The Ozzman Besides, it's hardly a circlejerk to agree upon the fact that Eluveitie blows ass.

 

[Elric of Melniboné]

I like good music, you're just too dense to realize it. Not my fault you don't like to have fun.

Manowar is more fun than any of the music that you carry on about.

 

[The Ozzman]

@The Ozzman Besides, it's hardly a circlejerk to agree upon the fact that Eluveitie blows ass.

I thought this 3 years ago and then I listened to it after one of these threads and it wasn't bad. You should try it sometime.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

I thought this 3 years ago and then I listened to it after one of these threads and it wasn't bad. You should try it sometime.

Well, yeah...I did. Which is what led me to the conclusion that their music is extraordinarily bland and uninteresting.